Whose back doors would you most like to smash in 3 choices.

Culcheth_White wrote:Cheryl Cole
Kirsty Gallagher
I'd sell my house and car to shag Lucy Verasamy

Excellent choices Culceth. I really liked that Lucy when she did the weather on Daybreak, is she still on there? I not seen her in ages.

Kirsty Gallagher is very sexy.

Have you ever seen the diver Paola Espinosa? She is a Mexican diver, she should be diving this week in the world championships. She is so beautiful. I always hope her boobs will pop out in the underwater shots when she dives but no such luck.

Michael Bolton wrote:

Culcheth_White wrote:Cheryl Cole
Kirsty Gallagher
I'd sell my house and car to shag Lucy Verasamy

Excellent choices Culceth. I really liked that Lucy when she did the weather on Daybreak, is she still on there? I not seen her in ages.

Kirsty Gallagher is very sexy.

Have you ever seen the diver Paola Espinosa? She is a Mexican diver, she should be diving this week in the world championships. She is so beautiful. I always hope her boobs will pop out in the underwater shots when she dives but no such luck.

I'll have a gander at that Espinosa bird. I always have a thing for brunette's, but I ended up marrying a dizzy blonde hairdresser.

Firstly, it's always been front doors only for me. Coming in through the back door has never interested me in the slightest.
Secondly, I've been blissfully happily married to Mrs. Hip Priest for a good many years now. (34 to be exact, you get less for 1st degree murder.)
Thirdly, in case some of you weren't aware, Mrs. H.P. is the mum of young Mr. Doffcocker who will no doubt be reading this later tonight.

So although I have NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER in any other young ladies, if pushed to name 3 attractive ones as opposed to smashing in their back doors etc. they might be:

a) Gemma Arterton

b) Kate Bush (in her prime)

c) Catherine Zeta (in her prime).

Michael Bolton wrote:I don't know copper, I reckon she would absolutely love sex and you could take every which way but loose. She is such a classy lady, great personality, intelligent, beautiful and a gorgeous body. To think some lucky devil gets to see her naked and shag her senseless each night. Swine.

She was looking very well this morning and nearly had me making a tent.

When she started stroking one of her legs, well, that's when I had to turn the tele off.

The little minx.

Culcheth_White wrote:

Michael Bolton wrote:

Culcheth_White wrote:Cheryl Cole
Kirsty Gallagher
I'd sell my house and car to shag Lucy Verasamy

Excellent choices Culceth. I really liked that Lucy when she did the weather on Daybreak, is she still on there? I not seen her in ages.

Kirsty Gallagher is very sexy.

Have you ever seen the diver Paola Espinosa? She is a Mexican diver, she should be diving this week in the world championships. She is so beautiful. I always hope her boobs will pop out in the underwater shots when she dives but no such luck.

I'll have a gander at that Espinosa bird. I always have a thing for brunette's, but I ended up marrying a dizzy blonde hairdresser.

Here is Paola Espinosa, she is so beautiful, she will be diving tonight in Barcelona at around 10pm, it is on Eurosport. She is so hot.

Kimberley Walsh.

I didn't know that Doffcocker's full name was Doffcocker Priest!  Well thought out post/disclaimer, by the way.

Young Ms. Espinosa would be a good candidate for 5 minutes of my time - if she is not averse to the idea of allowing me access to her front door.

Julia Bradbury.

Boggersbelief wrote:Julia Bradbury.

Well you can't because she's front door only and she's mine.

Naked walks with Julia Bradbury.

I so want to bang carol vorderman.

22:54:20

Angry Dad wrote:I so want to bang carol vorderman.

Angry man, without causing offence, carol would want a real man who knows what he is doing. So step aside and leave her with me. I would let her write down a countdown numbers puzzle for you to do.

Michael Bolton wrote:22:54:20

Angry Dad wrote:I so want to bang carol vorderman.

Angry man, without causing offence, carol would want a real man who knows what he is doing. So step aside and leave her with me. I would let her write down a countdown numbers puzzle for you to do.

 I really like you big boned  guy but experience in fucking donuts aint gonna impress the delicious carol, women like dangerous men, men that do crazy things and i aint talking eating two turkeys in half an hour, leave the women to me dude, if i told you who i had in the back of a tour bus a few weeks ago you would need a jack to lift your jaw back up.

Well lets hear it then, who?

I cant do that, all i can say is she is young enough to be my daughter and you have seen her in every supermarket music dept and on MTV.

I bet it's miss piggy.

Angry Dad wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:Suranne Jones
Michelle Keegan
Victoria Pendleton

Dont say  suranne iv'e got a big crush on her, she turns me to jelly, what a lovely woman, i have never been lost for words until i saw her in Brighton in a play called beautiful thing a few weeks ago, the wife is not amused at my obsession over her and no kidding she had a short skirt and black panties on show cant get that picture out of my head. She was playing a chavvy mum in the play but she is so fucking horny and a great actress. I think i'd leave home for her if she'd have me.

something about her

Angry Dad wrote:I cant do that, all i can say is she is young enough to be my daughter and you have seen her in every supermarket music dept and on MTV.

Oh we're playing this sort of game. 
Ok, I have shagged someone who is an actress who had been in magazines in a supermarket and name has an 'e' in it.

I can't believe that so many of you still don't have your brown wings. Gay lords.

Anywho...

Anna Kournikova about 10 years ago.
Mylene Klass, off the adverts, now.

And I'll get back to you on the other one. So many to choose...

Sandra Bullock might be interesting she has a decent ass.