Mirrors in strange places

Had dinner at a neighbours tonight ,I think they may be up to stuff mirrors all over the place but the weirdest was on the back of the door in the downstairs loo,you watch yourself havin a shit and it's full length,I worked out if you turn round and look through your legs you can check if you wiped your arse properly or look for signs of grapes.

I used to have friends in Oxford who had a giant poster of Marty Feldman's face on the back of their downstairs loo door. Sitting on their pot looking into Marty's eyes worked as good as any laxative