Pet Hates.

Name three, what's yours ?

1, Slow drivers.

2, Sneezing or coughing and not covering their mouth. (Wankers).

3, people ordering a Gin and tonic , half a glass of red wine , half a glass of white, an orange juice with three lumps of ice and half a lemonade, when its three deep at the bar.

1) Man U Supporters.
2) Lazy Bastards that wont work.ie (your typical Jeremy Kyle lot)
3) Smokers.

People who try to push in, in a queue....bastards!

Glory hunting football fans.

Pets

People who chew their food with their mouth open. Ignorant bastards.

1 Internet warriors
2 Greedy fat bastards
3 Glory hunting football fans

1. Tabloid journalists writing conversationally, like "Hmmm" or "Ohhh" or heaven forbid "OMG".
2. People clearing their plate despite being painfully full, because they "don't wanna waste it". Eating it is wasting it!
3. Letting something piss you off every hour of every day, then only managing to think of one or two when somebody starts a Pet Hates thread.

Daphne from the Eggheads - God I hate her. Such a bloody know it all.

1)Celery

2)Toilets where there are only thin partitions where you can hear the antics of the clown in the stall next to you

3)TV journalists who deliberately speak slow so they can drag out tedious news items

1 ) Professional panhandlers
2 ) Fat people in clothes that don't fit properly
3 ) Seeing a fat person with a dinner plate piled high.

Cold Callers
People who come to your doorstep trying to sell something
Anti fat people.

Michael Bolton wrote:Daphne from the Eggheads - God I hate her. Such a bloody know it all.

I have to agree MB, but would you.

Drivers who don't thank me for letting them out. I can't help but beep them for a prolonged period to make a point.

bwfc1874 wrote:Drivers who don't thank me for letting them out. I can't help but beep them for a prolonged period to make a point.

This pisses me off too. And I don't even drive.

Women drivers
Scum fans
Pratley

Politicians giving it big licks when we can all see through the bullshit.

The obsession with celebrities. Who gives a fuck?

Twitter and Facebook.

People using mobile phones on trains and talking shite.

1 People saying R.I.P - it's meaningless they ain't resting they are fucking dead they are not relaxing in an armchair up on some cloud going thanks mate I will. 2 women that say..Bless! 3 Blokes that don't finish an opponent off in a fight and end up making a meal of it.

1 Daves motors. 2 Other people's kids. 3 Men in flip flops...Gay

1 Old peoples stinky smell 2 fat women's dimples. 3 Fat peoples stinky smell ....inside every fat person is an even fatter person trying to get out.