Pet Hates.

1 Fat people that whinge about the measly amount of crisps in a bag. 2 Fat people that have to be buried by a machine. 3 fat people that have to have half their house demolished to get them to hospital.

1 Doctors receptionists.2 Railway Staff.3 Bus Drivers. All miserable ignorant c-nts.

AD, have you ever considered anger management ? 

gloswhite wrote:AD, have you ever considered anger management ? 

I think it's an end of the day thing after a few Teachers gloss,I'm a sweetheart this morning.

Political Correctness.

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end."

1) When you get given change and they put the coins on top of the note. 

2) People who have longer the absolutely necessary phone conversations on train journeys. 

3) When Radio 2 DJ's have kids ringing up telling them what they did for the first time this week, which is inevitably something shit like 'riding a bike' or 'being in a school play', they then get asked to mark themselves out of 10 at which point the little shits will give themselves something like '10 billion out of 10'. Little wankers.

4) 99.9% of Football Pundits and Commentators. 

5) People at checkouts who act as like it's their first time at a supermarket. No please, take all the time in the world putting your shit in bags then take even longer finding your card in your purse/wallet to pay. Oh, and please take up as much of the conveyor belt by spreading your items out as much as possible.

6) Supermarket Self Checkouts saying 'Unexpected Item in Bagging Area', why the fuck is the, for example, cheese I just scanned unexpected? Surely that's one of the things it should be expected! Maybe it thinks I'm lactose intolerant? I don't know.

7) Multiple queue systems. McDonald's for example, where they will have a queue at each till rather than one queue where the person at the front will go to the first available till. You could get there way before someone, but if you're stuck behind a fat bastard buying 38 cheeseburgers someone who arrived after you will get served first. This is a grave injustice.

Angry Dad wrote:1 Doctors receptionists.2 Railway Staff.3 Bus Drivers. All miserable ignorant c-nts.

I remember years back when I had a Young person's railcard, it gave you something like 33% off after 10am. I got on a train at a station with no ticket office at 9:51am and said I want a return to Huddersfield. The train conductor said I couldn't use that as it is only valid from 10am. I said oh come on, it is practically 10am. He said no chance. I said ok, I will pay to the first stop, get off and then come back on and use it. He said no chance, and if I attempted it he would not let me on the train and he would call the police. Fucking arsehole. Why be a twat? If I was the conductor I would say yeah no problem.

I agree with Dinae about people at checkouts who take forever paying and then putting their card back in their purse and then collecting their stuff. It drives me nuts that.

Bloody hell what a dick, he wouldn't have had a leg to stand on even if he had called the police to be honest because you weren't breaking a law by paying to the first stop and getting back on.

This sums up a lot of bus drivers IMO, I got on the 501 bus about 4 years back, a woman got on with a £10 note asking for a day ticket which was about £4 I think, the bus driver kicked off and said I have no change so you will have to wait for the next bus and go get change from a shop. She said she had to get up to the hospital to see a relative but the driver still told her to get off....wanker.

aaron_bwfc wrote:Bloody hell what a dick, he wouldn't have had a leg to stand on even if he had called the police to be honest because you weren't breaking a law by paying to the first stop and getting back on.

This sums up a lot of bus drivers IMO, I got on the 501 bus about 4 years back, a woman got on with a £10 note asking for a day ticket which was about £4 I think, the bus driver kicked off and said I have no change so you will have to wait for the next bus and go get change from a shop. She said she had to get up to the hospital to see a relative but the driver still told her to get off....wanker.

Yeah, I have never understood jobsworths, I don't understand it at all, it is as if the money is coming out of their own pocket. What if they were in that lady's shoes or a student who had a railcard that can be used after 10am? They surely wouldn't want to be treat like that. 

I don't ever pay on a train any more. A friend of mine told me a cracking trick which always works, I have tried it about 6 times now and every time it has worked. He said get on a train, don't buy a ticket and when the conductor comes down saying tickets from... just look out of the window and hold on to a £10 or £20 note so if he stops you then you just have to pay and pretend you didn't hear but you look like you did intend to pay. But they never ever stop and ask. They haven't a clue who has just got on and most don't care anyway.

I've got another. People who take bikes on trains. Just pick one mode of transport you wankers. Its not like you see people taking cars on ferries or something mad like that.

1) Motorbikes on roads. Just fuck off you weaving bastards.
2) Horses on roads. If I rode my dog on the road and let it shit everywhere there would be uproar. Do the same on a horse and it's perfectly acceptable. Wankers.
3) Mobile phones. They are taking over your life. Who gives a shite that your phone cost £600 and can wipe your arse and cook you dinner. It's a fucking phone at the end of the day.
4) Men who wear baseball caps inside. No, you don't look cool you look like a twat.
5) People who don't wash their hands after using the toilet. Dirty bastards.
6) Kleenezee and Betterware representatives. If you post your shit through my door it will be binned. I don't care that it comes out of your commission. If I wanted to buy a tuppaware sandwich box I'd buy it at Asda for a fraction of your price.
7) Drivers who don't acknowledge you when you've let them out or let them pass.
Drivers who don't acknowledge you acknowledging them for letting you out or past.
9) People who think the number of Facebook "friends" you have is important.
10) People who follow other people on Twitter. Again, you only have one life why waste it on this shit?
11) People who wear t-shirts with 'Hollister' or 'Jack Wills' in massive letters on the front.
12) Big boned people in tight t-shirts or skirts. No one wants to see your flab, get yourself measured in Debenhams and buy clothes that fit.
13) Men who wear V-neck t-shirts where the 'v' stretches down to their navel.
14) Skinny jeans on men.
15) Kids that kick the seat behind you when at the match/cinema etc. Control your kids or I'll slap them.
16) People who can't arrive on time.
17) People who walk slowly on the pavement but you can't get past them.
18) People who sit right next to you in the cinema or on public transport even when there are loads of empty seats. I don't want you near me, I hate you.
19) Anyone who owns a Pitbull.
20) People who take their laptop everywhere.
21) People who have to check their e-mail every 20 seconds.
22) When I'm in Sainsburys doing my weekly shop and the slag behind the till asks me if I want any bags. No love, I'm going to juggle my shopping home.
23) Twats who overtake you on the motorway then pull in front of you and drive slower than you. Why??
24) Wankers who don't stop at zebra crossings. One day I'm going to cross and let you kill me just so you have to spend 5 years in prison. Twats.
25) People that use more than one card at a cashpoint. After you've used the first card get to the back of the queue you bellend.
26) People who use cashpoints to check their balance. How dare you slow me down doing something you could have done online or over the phone. Bastards.
27) Taxi drivers who ask you how to get to your destination.
28) Foreign call centres. I'm not racist, I just want to speak to someone who understands proper English.
29) Twats that park in disabled bays. If I catch you, you'll soon be able to do it legally.
30) People that cut in front of you at the bar then claim they were there first. When this happens I inform the bouncers that the queue jumper touched me up.
31) Arriving at a car park and realising you have no change.
32) Arriving at a car park to find no empty spaces but some twat in an expensive Audi has parked across two bays.

1)Hairy Fannies
2)Fishy Fannies
3)Bucket Fannies

Natasha Whittam wrote:1) Motorbikes on roads. Just fuck off you weaving bastards.
2) Horses on roads. If I rode my dog on the road and let it shit everywhere there would be uproar. Do the same on a horse and it's perfectly acceptable. Wankers.
3) Mobile phones. They are taking over your life. Who gives a shite that your phone cost £600 and can wipe your arse and cook you dinner. It's a fucking phone at the end of the day.
4) Men who wear baseball caps inside. No, you don't look cool you look like a twat.
5) People who don't wash their hands after using the toilet. Dirty bastards.
6) Kleenezee and Betterware representatives. If you post your shit through my door it will be binned. I don't care that it comes out of your commission.  If I wanted to buy a tuppaware sandwich box I'd buy it at Asda for a fraction of your price.
7) Drivers who don't acknowledge you when you've let them out or let them pass.
Drivers who don't acknowledge you acknowledging them for letting you out or past.
9) People who think the number of Facebook "friends" you have is important.
10) People who follow other people on Twitter. Again, you only have one life why waste it on this shit?
11) People who wear t-shirts with 'Hollister' or 'Jack Wills' in massive letters on the front.
12) Big boned people in tight t-shirts or skirts. No one wants to see your flab, get yourself measured in Debenhams and buy clothes that fit.
13) Men who wear V-neck t-shirts where the 'v' stretches down to their navel.
14) Skinny jeans on men.
15) Kids that kick the seat behind you when at the match/cinema etc. Control your kids or I'll slap them.
16) People who can't arrive on time.
17) People who walk slowly on the pavement but you can't get past them.
18) People who sit right next to you in the cinema or on public transport even when there are loads of empty seats. I don't want you near me, I hate you.
19) Anyone who owns a Pitbull.
20) People who take their laptop everywhere.
21) People who have to check their e-mail every 20 seconds.
22) When I'm in Sainsburys doing my weekly shop and the slag behind the till asks me if I want any bags. No love, I'm going to juggle my shopping home.
23) Twats who overtake you on the motorway then pull in front of you and drive slower than you. Why??
24) Wankers who don't stop at zebra crossings. One day I'm going to cross and let you kill me just so you have to spend 5 years in prison. Twats.
25) People that use more than one card at a cashpoint. After you've used the first card get to the back of the queue you bellend.
26) People who use cashpoints to check their balance. How dare you slow me down doing something you could have done online or over the phone. Bastards.
27) Taxi drivers who ask you how to get to your destination.
28) Foreign call centres. I'm not racist, I just want to speak to someone who understands proper English.
29) Twats that park in disabled bays. If I catch you, you'll soon be able to do it legally.
30) People that cut in front of you at the bar then claim they were there first. When this happens I inform the bouncers that the queue jumper touched me up.
31) Arriving at a car park and realising you have no change.
32) Arriving at a car park to find no empty spaces but some twat in an expensive Audi has parked across two bays.

Points 6, 7, 16, 17 and 25

People who Fart out loud then say "better out than in" dirty bastards.

(1) In a busy shopping mall or city centre, someone who is walking in front of you who suddenly stops.
(2) Cold callers.
(3) Those charity people who want a direct debit to come out of your account each month - and tell you the reason for it is so they won't get mugged with the cash.
(4) Petty people.
(5) Goody two shoes people.
(6) People who don't indicate at a roundabout when turning left.
(7) Training courses where you have to introduce yourself. 
( When eating something at work and someone asks what you are eating whilst you are in the middle of eating it.
(9) People who moan about something that you recommended. I remember at uni recommending the pizza hut buffet to my housemate, so one lunch time we went. All through the hour we were eating he kept saying "This is shit this is, it's shit value, I could have made my own pizzas for a fraction of the price, I ain't coming here again" - Shut your fucking mouth before I stick a pizza in it sideways you stupid fucking cunt.
(10) People who are obsessed with recycling. I had a guest who was mad keen on recycling and whilst he was visiting put papers and food packaging on one pile, plastic bottles on a pile, glass jars and bottles on a pile, etc. As soon as he left they all went in the bin.

Michael Bolton wrote:(1) In a busy shopping mall

English twats who use American words.

People that try to talk to you when your talking to someone on the phone.

People who moan at you for parking in a disabled bay even though there are loads of disabled bays free.