Facebook pet hates

I know we've done this before, but let's do it again.

Here are mine.

1. Crap friend requests. The anti-climax of an add from somebody really boring, or even worse, somebody I've already got who's inexplicably starting from scratch with a new profile.

2. Thick over 40s. Teenagers can get away with stupid comments and bad written English. Middle-aged women can't. It's painful.

3. Status hijack. I hate seeing people write something about a film or music etc, only for their silly arse friend to put "you still coming out on friday hun x".

I hate it when certain users documents every part of their life.
I hate it when people argue over Facebook, especially in relationships.
I hate all the game requests.

Attention seeking updates.

"Certain people need to mind their own bisnis!"

"whats up hun?xx"

"Pm ya babe xx"
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baby pics - the only people interested in pics of your kid are you, and your mum and dad. That can be done by email.

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Sharing inane unfunny bollocks like this, EVERY DAY.

Thought of some more.

Gym updates -

"just got a lift in, now dinner"

no one cares you twat.

Run updates.

"quick 10km after work"

Do shut up.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Attention seeking updates.

"Certain people need to mind their own bisnis!"

"whats up hun?xx"

"Pm ya babe xx"
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baby pics - the only people interested in pics of your kid are you, and your mum and dad. That can be done by email.

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Sharing inane unfunny bollocks like this, EVERY DAY.

Do your friends really spell like that?

Friends only in the facebook sense, and yes, some of them seem too.

I hate people who ask for things Google or a professional party could give them an answer to.

such as...

"What time is Asda open?"

"Why duz I haz dis yelow shit cumin out ma nob, urts 2 Pee as well?"

"Is da skool open dis wek?"

does my fucking nut in!

Facebook.

I've actually started to cut people out of my life that use Facebook regularly.

I have one friend from Glasgow who I used to be really friendly with when we were at Uni and we've always stayed in touch. She's 34 but acts about 18 - she's in a new relationship and seems to post hourly updates on the state of it.

"Seeing Gavin in two hours, what should I wear?"
"Seeing Gavin in an hour, hope he likes my underwear wink wink"
"Gavin approaching front door"
"Gavin's carer helps him out of his straightjacket"
"Gavin cops a feel"

On and on, all day everyday. I will never speak to her again.

Another so called friend is giving hourly updates on the arrival of his new mobile phone. Fuck off ex-friend!

Facebook will be the death of society.

Couples who like each others updates when they're sitting next to each other.

"sunday night, snuggling up with (lets say) gav, glass of wine, bliss"

Gav likes this.

the only like.

thought of another one.

pictures of ultrasounds with about 985 likes and 349 comments "SO HAPPY FOR YA BABE!!"

Funnily enough I put a picture of my wifes ultrasound scan up on facebook yesterday. I told family etc last week so when I had a 10 minutes in the afternoon I put it up to tell friends. There was no "I'm happy for ya" coments, just "bout time you big nob".

Congrats, genuinely but as for the Facebook activity.

When I was doing it I was thinking this is exactly what annoy's me on facebook. I shall hang my head but it was convenient.