The Shocking Truth about Moritz

This is the real reason why so many of us doubted he even existed anywhere outside Dougie's Press Conferences. It seems Mr Moritz has been moonlighting in a somewhat different field of endeavour. 

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It explains quite a lot don't you think?

It explains feck all, please explain.

I'm lost, what's dangermouse got to do with this.... 

Unless LPP thinks Moritz's first name is Dave, I have no idea.

Strange.......... 

(I know how much you like emoticons, Pete, so there's a tumbleweed for you.)

Are we there yet Dad?

I get what he's saying, wake up guys

It's the bin, isn't it?

It's definitely Dusty Bin.

What do I win?

He's the greatest?

BoltonTillIDie wrote:He's the greatest?

Yep and he's been out of sight protecting his secret identity. But now Doris the tea lady has removed the large red M from his shirt he's free to play. Besides, Colonel K has retired and Penfold is on an extended holiday.

Maybe Andre Moritz has multi personality disorder?

This forum gets weirder every day...

Keegan wrote:This forum gets weirder every day...

Keegan, we're Bolton Wanderers fans! By choice! How can you possibly be remotely surprised by any level of weirdness we reach with THAT statement being a fact? 

Right, it's now nearly a full day since this thread was created and I'm still fucking clueless as to what Dangermouse has got to do with Andre Moritz.

Can someone please explain it to me?

Cheers.

luckyPeterpiper wrote:

Keegan wrote:This forum gets weirder every day...

Keegan, we're Bolton Wanderers fans! By choice! How can you possibly be remotely surprised by any level of weirdness we reach with THAT statement being a fact? 

Considering the fact that I am a Jamaican Bolton wanderers fan, I really should be the last person here to think something is weird!

Breadman wrote:Right, it's now nearly a full day since this thread was created and I'm still fucking clueless as to what Dangermouse has got to do with Andre Moritz.

Can someone please explain it to me?

Cheers.

Breadman Natasha and a couple of others were making jokes that he didn't really exist because he never seemed to be visible let alone playing. I decided he was actually busy in his alter-ego role as a miniscule super secret agent somewhere hence the link. I went for Dangermouse because of the big dM symbol on his chest. I know his first name starts with A but maybe the dM stands for Dougie's Mouse. He was finally able to play for us as his cover got blown by Baron Gartback the evil power hungry toad. I know, it was a hell of a stretch but it was a very quiet night in our house for a change and I was a bit bored when this occurred to me. Maybe I should have gone with Mighty Mouse - Here I Come to Save the Day!

Right......then..........

luckyPeterpiper wrote:

Breadman wrote:Right, it's now nearly a full day since this thread was created and I'm still fucking clueless as to what Dangermouse has got to do with Andre Moritz.

Can someone please explain it to me?

Cheers.

Breadman Natasha and a couple of others were making jokes that he didn't really exist because he never seemed to be visible let alone playing. I decided he was actually busy in his alter-ego role as a miniscule super secret agent somewhere hence the link. I went for Dangermouse because of the big dM symbol on his chest. I know his first name starts with A but maybe the dM stands for Dougie's Mouse. He was finally able to play for us as his cover got blown by Baron Gartback the evil power hungry toad. I know, it was a hell of a stretch but it was a very quiet night in our house for a change and I was a bit bored when this occurred to me. Maybe I should have gone with Mighty Mouse - Here I Come to Save the Day!

Is it because Moritz is "dangerous?"
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