Could you eat your neighbour?

I think I would need a bbq to even consider feasting on one of my neighbours.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2512665/Talk-having-neighbours-round-dinner-Scientists-site-DOZEN-Neanderthals-killed-eaten-single-feast.html

You can do anything if you put your mind to it.

I could probably gut them, cut and dice them put them in a big pan and Stir Fry them but eat them ,could I fuck 

Our neighbours often bring us their leftover onion bhajis, samosas, pakoras etc. We may eat those, not the neighbours themselves though.

my neighbour is an alcoholic so he would probably taste like a pickled gherkin, so no thanks

I really should stop reading and keeping an eye on the tv at the same time, I thought the opening line said ''A group from the Netherlands''.  

I'm not sure I could eat my neighbour considering I live next door to my granddad.

Norpig wrote:my neighbour is an alcoholic so he would probably taste like a pickled gherkin, so no thanks

 

aaron_bwfc wrote:I really should stop reading and keeping an eye on the tv at the same time, I thought the opening line said ''A group from the Netherlands''.  

I'm not sure I could eat my neighbour considering I live next door to my granddad.

That's a good point there Aaron!  

Banks of the Croal wrote:I could probably gut them, cut and dice them put them in a big pan and Stir Fry them but eat them ,could I fuck 

Do you have bad neighbors as well Banks?

I could certainly kill them but don't fancy eating mine either!

Yes her at at  Halton Lodge she has an arse that makes me think bad things.

Angry Dad wrote:Yes her at at  Halton Lodge she has an arse that makes me think bad things.

 

No - but I wish someone else would because she's turning into a mithering old bitch

I thought I could but it turns out I was wrong. How do I know. I kind of tried it....

Well what happened was I got a pasty from the pound bakery. Two actually. I managed to gobble the first one which seemed ok. Then on the second one one I couldn't get it out of my head that the meat could be something nasty. My brain said, oh no, what if its a minded up dead person. Don't be stupid I told myself and tried to keep eating but the thought of it kept getting worse. In the end I ate half and bummed the other half.

So the answer is I could probably manage half, if wrapped in pastry.

Minced up. Not minded.

Biggie wrote:I thought I could but it turns out I was wrong. How do I know. I kind of tried it....

Well what happened was I got a pasty from the pound bakery. Two actually. I managed to gobble the first one which seemed ok. Then on the second one one I couldn't get it out of my head that the meat could be something nasty. My brain said, oh no, what if its a minded up dead person. Don't be stupid I told myself and tried to keep eating but the thought of it kept getting worse. In the end I ate half and bummed the other half.

So the answer is I could probably manage half, if wrapped in pastry.

Gotta love the spelling mistakes!

Lol. Oops. No really I did bum it. No but how did auto correct ever think bummed was what I was after?

Bummed. Yep just tried to spell binned again and it auto corrected to bummed.

I bummed the other half. She wasn't expecting it.