Horse Racing Should Be Banned

Natasha Whittam wrote:This is a serious issue about replacing horses with pigs, but some of you want to talk about greyhounds and bloody fish!

This is possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.

Keegan wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:This is a serious issue about replacing horses with pigs, but some of you want to talk about greyhounds and bloody fish!

This is possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.

I'm assuming you don't read much.

I'd be happy to sacrifice my annual bet or two on the Grand National for Horse Racing to be scrapped.

I've never won anything anyway.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Keegan wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:This is a serious issue about replacing horses with pigs, but some of you want to talk about greyhounds and bloody fish!

This is possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.

I'm assuming you don't read much.

Admittedly, this is the only Bolton forum I regularly read. I heard of a forum called BB that had a hilarious poster known as Le God, but I haven't had the pleasure of his work.

Keegan wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Keegan wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:This is a serious issue about replacing horses with pigs, but some of you want to talk about greyhounds and bloody fish!

This is possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.

I'm assuming you don't read much.

Admittedly, this is the only Bolton forum I regularly read. I heard of a forum called BB that had a hilarious poster known as Le God, but I haven't had the pleasure of his work.

Very good,

I can't help if other people find me hilarious. I don't set out to be funny guvnor.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Keegan wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:This is a serious issue about replacing horses with pigs, but some of you want to talk about greyhounds and bloody fish!

This is possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.

I'm assuming you don't read much.

+1

They could use rocking horses dragged from the back of quad bikes.

Obviously that will be just a flat season.

Having said that they could still drag them 3 foot hobbits in pimp costumes through fences as well.

What about Pigeon racing, this Sport should definitely be Banned.

Not just because its cruel, taking them hundreds of miles away from home, and letting the poor f'kers find their way home.


Because if you live near some cnut who owns them, you can't sit out on a summers day, because he's got em out on a training flight and they're shitting everywhere.

It's terrible what they do to pigeons. They can't help it if their instincts force them back to the place of their birth, so people shouldn't exploit them so cruelly. Imagine if every time you set off on holiday you inexplicably found yourself back at your front door 10 minutes later? Fancy a bit of shopping or a night out with your mates? No chance. The poor bastards eternally live Groundog Day and I find it despicable of those small minded control freaks to get off on their unfortunate condition.