What's the weirdest thing anyone's ever asked you to do?

A woman neighbour who invited me in for a coffee or something stronger said she was fascinated by violence and would not mind at all if I gave her a good slapping:shock: I got out fast.

Angry Dad wrote:A woman neighbour who invited me in for a coffee or something stronger said she was fascinated by violence and would not mind at all if I gave her a good slapping:shock: I got out fast.

Was that not slap and tickle AD?

karlypants wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:A woman neighbour who invited me in for a coffee or something stronger said she was fascinated by violence and would not mind at all if I gave her a good slapping:shock: I got out fast.

Was that not slap and tickle AD?

Probably KP but I'm a married man and would not enter into such an arrangement

You do talk some bollocks AD

Angry Dad wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:A woman neighbour who invited me in for a coffee or something stronger said she was fascinated by violence and would not mind at all if I gave her a good slapping:shock: I got out fast.

Was that not slap and tickle AD?

Probably KP but I'm a married man and would not enter into such an arrangement

 

I remember a couple of years ago, when there was tons of snow and a neighbour of mine asked if I could give him a push. He said he was just around the corner and when I got there, the twat was only sat on a fucking swing!

Culcheth_White wrote:I remember a couple of years ago, when there was tons of snow and a neighbour of mine asked if I could give him a push. He said he was just around the corner and when I got there, the twat was only sat on a fucking swing!

  

Culcheth_White wrote:I remember a couple of years ago, when there was tons of snow and a neighbour of mine asked if I could give him a push. He said he was just around the corner and when I got there, the twat was only sat on a fucking swing!