"got a joke for you, who's the nicest smelling player in the premier league? Fabreeze muamba! RT! #bwfc" - Muamba
"Sometime in life, not everything that feels good or taste good is good for you. I.e: Alcohol." - Muamba
"Good result today, great team performance. Big shout out to Pratley and Ivan aka Killer. 10games left we can do this. Have faith. #COYW" - Muamba
and by the way, when Fabrice said "LMAOOO" it was not necessarily about being picked for the game...
The tweeter said "Fabrice 'Dr Seuss' Muamba, speaking in riddles today! I hope to god I see him in that team sheet tomorrow! #bwfc" and Muamba said "lmaooo" - I presume about the Dr Seuss comment.