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1Useful Tips. Empty Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 01:53

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

When you have been having a lot of sex it can get a bit sore and red sometimes, I dip it in live yoghurt and rub it in works wonders and it's soon soothed and cooled ready for more wicked sessions. Make sure though that the kids don't get it mixed up with their eating yoghurt.

2Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 02:09

Sluffy

Sluffy
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What the fuck???

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3Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 08:50

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

i'm not bragging but i don't think my dick will fit in a tub of petit-filous

4Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 12:18

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Angry Dad wrote:When you have been having a lot of sex it can get a bit sore and red sometimes, I dip it in live yoghurt and rub it in works wonders and it's soon soothed and cooled ready for more wicked sessions. Make sure though that the kids don't get it mixed up with their eating yoghurt.
I tried this. I can never go in Tesco again.

5Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 13:36

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

AD do you use dairylea as a sex as well? Very Happy

6Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 14:19

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

karlypants wrote:AD do you use dairylea as a sex as well? Very Happy
I do like a bit of marmite on a girls bum KP

7Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 14:47

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Angry Dad wrote:When you have been having a lot of sex it can get a bit sore and red sometimes, I dip it in live yoghurt and rub it in works wonders and it's soon soothed and cooled ready for more wicked sessions. Make sure though that the kids don't get it mixed up with their eating yoghurt.

I am now 100% sure AD is a fat lad living in a bedsit somewhere in Bolton. The closest he has come to a woman is when the postwoman delivers his blow-up dolls.

8Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 14:57

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Angry Dad wrote:When you have been having a lot of sex it can get a bit sore and red sometimes, I dip it in live yoghurt and rub it in works wonders and it's soon soothed and cooled ready for more wicked sessions. Make sure though that the kids don't get it mixed up with their eating yoghurt.

I am now 100% sure AD is a fat lad living in a bedsit somewhere in Bolton. The closest he has come to a woman is when the postwoman delivers his blow-up dolls.
 :rofl:

9Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 17:46

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Use nail polish to identify different keys.

Turn on your car seat warmer to keep your pizza warm on the drive home.

10Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 17:51

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

11Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 18:30

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Also don't insert a peeled banana into your vagina as it can cause all sorts of problems down there!

12Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 18:41

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

karlypants wrote:Also don't insert a peeled banana into your vagina as it can cause all sorts of problems down there!
Tell us more Karl, did you go to the doctors.

13Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 18:46

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

If the car is iced up in the morning, instead of leaving the car engine running, with the keys still inside, ''While you get your shit together''

Or sit in it for five minutes freezing your bollocks off, put a large hot water bottle on the dash, and when you've sorted out your face, your windscreen will be clear.

14Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 18:49

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

If you want to turn left to use a car park, never let anyone turning right in before you.

9 times out of 10 they'll take the last one, and you'll be driving round the fucker for ages.

15Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 19:06

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Don't let them see you with just your socks on.

16Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 19:14

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

17Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Fri Feb 14 2014, 22:29

Copper Dragon

Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Take your own beer and food into the football ground.

It's not about saving money but drinking a beer that you actually like and having a pie that isn't filled with volcanic snot.

I usually take two tins of Speckled Hen and a Hansons meat n tatie or a Ginsters pastie.

Although you've to be quite cute with it when the weather is warm because of a lack of coat.
Two tins in the front pocket of your jeans and the pie/pastie half lodged in the front keeping your own taties warm. Pies/pasties aren't for sharing anyway.  Cool 

18Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 10:44

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

To stop yourself falling out of bed turn your sofa to the wall and sleep on it.

19Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 10:46

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Take a photo of your fridge when you go shopping so you don't forget what you need.

20Useful Tips. Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 10:47

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

If a big nasty looking bloke is about to punch you in the face don't let him, it fuckin hurts.

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