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21Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 11:48

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

If you need to remember something in the morning send yourself a text before you go to sleep.

22Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 11:51

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

If you ever take some kids to the zoo wear the same colour clothes as the zoo employees and the animals will come up to you.

23Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 11:55

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

If your shoes are too tight or small put on three pairs of socks then the shoes then use a hair dryer on the shoes for ten minutes and presto the shoes will fit perfectly.

24Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 11:57

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

piss on your feet in the shower to harden them up so you don't get blisters.

25Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 12:01

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

If you find yourself in the nasty position of being constipated and have to pass a huge one before you attempt it and to limit damage to your A hole first lubricate it with Vaseline and it should pass comfortably.

26Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 12:04

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

If you're team keep losing go out in a balaclava and kick some hoodies fucking head in .

27Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 12:05

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Always carry toilet roll with you, just in-case you have to empty your bowel on ASDA car-park.

28Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 12:34

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Only try AD's and Scotts hints after careful consideration  Very Happy

29Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 12:37

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

My fence has blown down with the wind, and one of the recommendations to fix it was a chap called 'Whittam'. I don't know why, but I veered away from him.  Very Happy

30Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 12:53

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Part of the roof blew on on my stables last night, all fixed now.
only hit my thumb twice, with the hammer.

31Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 13:04

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Don't let Magoo build for you.

32Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 13:33

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Don't let him look after your horses either

33Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 13:38

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Stables,but no horses. He probably keeps his supply of Stella in them.

34Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 13:40

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

4 horses actually, i have a separate fridge for my liquid gold. ::FU::

35Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 13:49

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

If you feel like you want to fart, make sure you don't follow through!

36Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 13:52

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

4 horses, stables , and a new wall. Do you want to adopt me ?  Very Happy

37Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 13:58

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:i have a separate fridge for my liquid gold. ::FU::
I never knew you used poppers for anal Magoo!

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38Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 14:00

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

gloswhite wrote:4 horses, stables , and a new wall. Do you want to adopt me ?  Very Happy
You would never make it here Glos, the journey would kill you, you old fart. Very Happy

39Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 14:00

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

karlypants wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:i have a separate fridge for my liquid gold. ::FU::
I never knew you used poppers for anal Magoo!

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An impression of Karl  lol!

40Useful Tips. - Page 2 Empty Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 14:16

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Mr Magoo wrote:
gloswhite wrote:4 horses, stables , and a new wall. Do you want to adopt me ?  Very Happy
You would never make it here Glos, the journey would kill you, you old fart. Very Happy

Went to Mid Wales and back yesterday, and my bath chair floated quite nicely on the flooding the other side of Hereford.
Anyway, I don't have to move down, you can send me my allowance each week.  Very Happy

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