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Useful Tips.
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Natasha Whittam
karlypants
boltonbonce
Norpig
Sluffy
Angry Dad
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22 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 11:51
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
If you ever take some kids to the zoo wear the same colour clothes as the zoo employees and the animals will come up to you.
23 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 11:55
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
If your shoes are too tight or small put on three pairs of socks then the shoes then use a hair dryer on the shoes for ten minutes and presto the shoes will fit perfectly.
24 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 11:57
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
piss on your feet in the shower to harden them up so you don't get blisters.
25 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 12:01
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
If you find yourself in the nasty position of being constipated and have to pass a huge one before you attempt it and to limit damage to your A hole first lubricate it with Vaseline and it should pass comfortably.
26 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 12:04
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
If you're team keep losing go out in a balaclava and kick some hoodies fucking head in .
27 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 12:05
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Always carry toilet roll with you, just in-case you have to empty your bowel on ASDA car-park.
28 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 12:34
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Only try AD's and Scotts hints after careful consideration
29 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 12:37
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
My fence has blown down with the wind, and one of the recommendations to fix it was a chap called 'Whittam'. I don't know why, but I veered away from him.
30 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 12:53
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Part of the roof blew on on my stables last night, all fixed now.
only hit my thumb twice, with the hammer.
only hit my thumb twice, with the hammer.
32 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 13:33
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Don't let him look after your horses either
33 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 13:38
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Stables,but no horses. He probably keeps his supply of Stella in them.
34 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 13:40
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
4 horses actually, i have a separate fridge for my liquid gold.
35 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 13:49
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
If you feel like you want to fart, make sure you don't follow through!
36 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 13:52
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
4 horses, stables , and a new wall. Do you want to adopt me ?
37 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 13:58
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I never knew you used poppers for anal Magoo!Mr Magoo wrote:i have a separate fridge for my liquid gold.
38 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 14:00
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
You would never make it here Glos, the journey would kill you, you old fart.gloswhite wrote:4 horses, stables , and a new wall. Do you want to adopt me ?
39 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 14:00
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
An impression of Karlkarlypants wrote:I never knew you used poppers for anal Magoo!Mr Magoo wrote:i have a separate fridge for my liquid gold.
40 Re: Useful Tips. Sat Feb 15 2014, 14:16
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Mr Magoo wrote:You would never make it here Glos, the journey would kill you, you old fart.gloswhite wrote:4 horses, stables , and a new wall. Do you want to adopt me ?
Went to Mid Wales and back yesterday, and my bath chair floated quite nicely on the flooding the other side of Hereford.
Anyway, I don't have to move down, you can send me my allowance each week.
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