Natasha.... behind enemy lines please.

Go on Nat you know you want to.

                                 

Please Nat, make our day. 

                                 

You think I have nothing better to do on a Saturday night? There's a queue of men at my door.

Postmen?

Are you back on the game Nat?

    

Natasha Whittam wrote:You think I have nothing better to do on a Saturday night? There's a queue of men at my door.

Is it loft installation ?

Nah don't please Nat.

Ah, seems the bailiffs have finally found you at Whittam Towers.

Nat, after you've finished with the men -relax
Then do BEL please

I didn't want to read it, anyway - derivative, hackneyed tripe which could have been written by an eight year old half of the time.......

(Let's see if that works.)

She's probably far too busy.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I've done a BEL in Natasha's absence. Hopefully she'll have the time to read it once she finishes dealing with her ... packages?  

I've heard on the grapevine that some dodgy dealings have been happening with Whittam International and that the queue of men are actually the court bailiffs taking what is owed!!!!

Hopefully its wrong as WI has just signed an exclusive advertising contract with Fred Goodwin new accounting company - coincidence????

bwfc71 wrote:I've heard on the grapevine that some dodgy dealings have been happening with Whittam International and that the queue of men are actually the court bailiffs taking what is owed!!!!

Hopefully its wrong as WI has just signed an exclusive advertising contract with Fred Goodwin  new accounting company - coincidence????

I got worried when I read that Whittam International appointed one N Leeson as its Chief Executive Officer. 

Never mind having Jordan Belfort as their new PR co-ordinator!   

bwfc71 wrote:Never mind having Jordan Belfort as their new PR co-ordinator!    

I heard she gave Paolo Di Canio the job of Vice President of Sales (Israel Branch) as well!  

luckyPeterpiper wrote:

bwfc71 wrote:Never mind having Jordan Belfort as their new PR co-ordinator!    

I heard she gave Paolo Di Canio the job of Vice President of Sales (Israel Branch) as well!  

And having to report to Tony Blair, Middle East CEO!  

I am told there is no truth to the rumour that Ms Whittam has approached Rebekah Brooks to serve as Director of Communications. I am also assured that Mr Andy Coulson will NOT be in charge of the Press Liaison Office at Whittam Towers. I have been reliably informed of these things by her Head of Information Mr James Murdoch.

LPP - if you ever try to do a Behind Enemy Lines without my written permission again you will find yourself wearing concrete shoes and going for a swim in Preston Docks.

Who knows what irreparable damage you have done to my brand and image - I might still sue.