Bolton Nut Ultras.

Yeah, cheers lads..........

I wound up hiding behind a freezer, throwing fish fingers at the Wigan pricks and to completely round off my humiliation, a small child (female - about 6 yrs old) laughed at me and asked her mother: "Why's that fat man lying on the floor crying, Mummy? He smells like poo."

Our Firm needs a shake-up.

I blame Rebel.....

We need a coup.

I'm backing Bonce. He's like that Nick Clegg - Nice hair and not totally stupid.

But just enough stupid for us to control him. Like what Cameron does.....

Up the BUM!

I'm being set up as a puppet dictator. 

Well done boys, all Nutters are proud of you. Not everyone could have done what you did, (no, really !)  Not sure what medals your organisation has, or who will arrange the presentation ceremony, but something needs to be done to show our appreciation of some serious tactical thinking, and bravery beyond the call of duty. You're all my heroes of the day.

Mr Magoo wrote:Oy Glos, are you part of the Ultra's, if not you should join up, I hear they need some more sandbag's. 

Magoo, I cant be an ultra, they're too fast, and fleet of foot for me, but I'm sure they could do with your help, possibly as an agent provocateur. You could be OIC for the Devon outpost. Maybe you could reinforce your wall with some of my sandbags  

i could have done with the Ultras being around the train station yesterday, a load of pie eaters (mostly kids to be honest) came down the steps behind the car park looking for a ruck. The Police piled in and coshed a few over the head. I also had to wait until 6.30 for a train as they let all the Wigan fans go first, i was well pissed off!

Norpig wrote:i could have done with the Ultras being around the train station yesterday, a load of pie eaters (mostly kids to be honest) came down the steps behind the car park looking for a ruck. The Police piled in and coshed a few over the head. I also had to wait until 6.30 for a train as they let all the Wigan fans go first, i was well pissed off!

The Wigan massive tried to storm Scotts and Harvesters after the game. They were soon repelled.

I can arrange medals for the Ultras but you all will need to start wearing clothes again. Medals don't pin onto goose fat very well.

Keegan wrote:I can arrange medals for the Ultras but you all will need to start wearing clothes again. Medals don't pin onto goose fat very well.

Goose fat has been a poor choice,it's quite thick and leaves a stain round the bath. I'm looking at the 'Crisp 'N' Dry' option for future sorties. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

We should have a Ultra soldier of the year.

Ultras, ultra of the year.

Most improved Ultra.

And best turned out Ultra.

Will you sort some trophies out!!!

We'll discuss the details by PM. Stay tuned and remember, Up the Bolton Ultras Massive!

Can I be excused please my Mum wont let me attend.

Where were you all when it went off at Scott's with Wigan?

I want new members signed up ASAP, offer them free BT sports or something, for six months.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I was in ASDA fighting a one-man rearguard action against their top boys.

They sent their kids to Scotts as a diversion and you lot fell for it.

I am frankly disappointed with the leadership of this crew and I am calling for change.

If things carry on as they are, I shall have to consider forming a break-away mob with Magoo.

Sort it out.

If you go with Magoo it will go tits up, he'd be attacking his own firm thinking they were the ICF.

I can see a factional split coming. Could get ugly.

you boys have been busy, a friend of mine told me today he was at Bolton train station after the match and it kicked off there as well! Up the BUM!

Norpig wrote:you boys have been busy, a friend of mine told me today he was at Bolton train station after the match and it kicked off there as well! Up the BUM!

That will have been the humanoid robots developed by Scott in his underground lab. They are disposable. He can't build any more for a while cos we've got to club together to pay for the CD's Bread wrecked in ASDA.

I was in ASDA when I heard it was kicking off big style in Marks & Spencers. By the time I'd rushed over to the hardware section to get tooled up, negotiated the self-service checkout and got next door it had all blown over.

Don't say anything about the lab, bonce.

Top Secret.