Bolton Nut Ultras.

You're right about the CD's, they've invoiced me.

I emptied at least four bargain bins worth.

Total bill - £12:80.

Breadman wrote:You're right about the CD's, they've invoiced me.

I emptied at least four bargain bins worth.

Total bill - £12:80.

Mostly James Last I'll bet. You can be proud of your work Bread.

The one that hit me was by Richard Clayderman.

I struck lucky with a batch of "Now That's What I Call Shit Dance Music" type albums - Four CD's in every case made for quicker re-loading and firing.

Next time, I'm avoiding ASDA and am going to position myself somewhere less restrictive in terms of opportunities to run away when the heat gets too much - I got penned in behind the cheese counter in the end and wound up covered in Goat's Cheese Roulade.

And that stuff gets everywhere......

Maybe we should enter you into the "compact discus thrower" competition at the next Olympics?

I wouldn't worry about being covered in cheese, Scott will lick it off...

Scott hasn't licked my cheese in ages.

He doesn't do that kind of thing anymore.

He's better now........

Reebok Trotter wrote:The one that hit me was by Richard Clayderman.

Ah - the Prince of Romance. Is it true what Bob Marley said - "One good thing about music - when it hits, you feel no pain..."? 

Keegan wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:The one that hit me was by Richard Clayderman.

Ah - the Prince of Romance. Is it true what Bob Marley said -  "One good thing about music - when it hits, you feel no pain..."? 

With the amount of weed in that mons system, he'd feel no pain if Mike Tyson hit him.

That man was at peace with the world.

Up the BUM.

Job for bonce,' job num'- 354.

Seek out Magoo, using all the ancient Indian techniques you know.

Find out what he's up to.

scottjames30 wrote:Job for bonce,' job num'- 354.

Seek out Magoo, using all the ancient Indian techniques you know.

Find out what he's up to.

I'm goosing up as we speak. Will report back tomorrow at 1900 hrs. Up the BUM.

I am ready and waiting, you better have lots of your BUM boys with you.
I might start my own group, they will be paid on performance, or kills.

Enough of your[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] be prepared.

I hope your ready, as you will be Flaying

You fiend. I intend to keep hold of my skin.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

And to finish a good sawing.

In Execution by sawing, the criminal would be hung upside-down and a large saw would be used to cut their body in half, starting with the groin, all the way to the head. Because the person was hanging upside-down, the brain received sufficient blood to keep them alive until the saw finally reached the main blood vessels in the abdomen

Mr Magoo wrote:And to finish a good sawing.

In Execution by sawing, the criminal would be hung upside-down and a large saw would be used to cut their body in half, starting with the groin, all the way to the head. Because the person was hanging upside-down, the brain received sufficient blood to keep them alive until the saw finally reached the main blood vessels in the abdomen

Actually when they used to chop peoples heads off in the dark ages, they used to hold the head up right after because they were still alive (or the executioners maybe thought that) no?

Reached Devon ahead of schedule,despite being roped into a 'Village People' tribute act as I went through Derby. Everything going to plan.

Nice work bonce, get me that Magoo.

Love the banner headline lol