Is It Acceptable to Chin An Old Person?

This morning some utter bellend called me a "fucking bitch" then drove off.

I was coming out of a side street onto a busy main road, I'd been sat there for over a minute waiting for a gap when I finally saw one, I pulled out and this black Golf actually accelerated just so he could slam on the breaks as he got close to me.

I stopped with half of my car on the main road and half still in the side street. He pulled alongside, wound down his window, and called me a "stupid fucking bitch" and then drove off. He looked to be a fat skinhead of about 40.

I was seething. So I followed this bellend through the streets of Preston, and he knew I was following. Eventually he pulled into a doctors surgery car park so I followed him, ready to give him the kicking of his life in my 4" stilettos.

The fat bastard climbed out of his car at which point I realised he was a fat bald guy of about 75. I asked him why he called me a "fucking bitch" when I quite clearly wasn't. He responded with the usual sexist shite about female drivers.

I really should have put my stiletto through his eye, a twat is a twat regardless of age. But I walked away because I am the better (wo)man.

But this got me thinking, is there a cut off point where it's wrong to chin a complete knob? Is it 60? 65? Old folk are always saying they should be judged on their ability and experience, not their age....so is anyone fair game if they deserve a kicking?

You should have told him you couldn't be a fucking bitch because you've been a virgin  for the last ten years!! That would have fucked his brain big style!!!
To answer your question, you should respect your elders. I always carry a blow lamp around with me for fanny singeing.

He didn't physically attack you, you had no right to do anything

He might of pulled into the doctors surgery because he was having a heart attack, what have you done Nat, he might of seen the Ultras mug in your car.

Boggersbelief wrote:He didn't physically attack you, you had no right to do anything

Of course I had the right. If someone calls you a hurtful name do you just let it go?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:He didn't physically attack you, you had no right to do anything

Of course I had the right. If someone calls you a hurtful name do you just let it go?

So if you know the answer, why are you bothering us with this?

wanderlust wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:He didn't physically attack you, you had no right to do anything

Of course I had the right. If someone calls you a hurtful name do you just let it go?

So if you know the answer, why are you bothering us with this?

Nat at her attention seeking best I'm afraid, and unfortunately she has to share it.

As the Ultras boss, I must warn you Nat, you can't bring this attention up on yourself, all of the time.

The Ultras, have got to be in stealth mode, not attention seeking mode.

Any future seeking of attention will result in swimming in goose fat, for the rest of your life, eating feathers.

Author - Mr Big.

scottjames30 wrote:

Any future seeking of attention will result in swimming in goose fat, for the rest of your life, eating feathers.

That's got to be an improvement - why no punishment?

wanderlust wrote:
So if you know the answer, why are you bothering us with this?

I was asking for opinions.

Where I come from, if someone calls you a fucking bitch you chin them regardless of their age.

Last week a couple of 13/14 year old chavs were hanging around outside Booth's as I was drawing out some cash. One called me a "posh bitch" so I kicked him in the nuts as hard as I could. An ambulance was called.

If you're old enough to disrespect someone, you're old enough to get a kicking.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

wanderlust wrote:
So if you know the answer, why are you bothering us with this?

I was asking for opinions.

Where I come from, if someone calls you a fucking bitch you chin them regardless of their age.

Last week a couple of 13/14 year old chavs were hanging around outside Booth's as I was drawing out some cash. One called me a "posh bitch" so I kicked him in the nuts as hard as I could. An ambulance was called.

If you're old enough to disrespect someone, you're old enough to get a kicking.

OK. My opinion is you're making it all up for effect.

Yes, I agree, she would be on a charge if she'd done that in a public place. You can't even look at youngsters these days, never mind give them a clip round the ear hole.
I can smell bullshit down my phone!!

Soul Kitchen wrote:Yes, I agree, she would be on a charge if she'd done that in a public place. You can't even look at youngsters these days, never mind give them a clip round the ear hole.
I can smell bullshit down my phone!!

Yes, you see women being arrested all the time for twating kids don't you.

I know of a prospective one!!
Once again you are talking through your ring piece. You wouldn't have the balls to assault a minor in a public place in a public place you "Bullshitting" bitch".   

Soul Kitchen wrote:I know of a prospective one!!
Once again you are talking through your ring piece. You wouldn't have the balls to assault a minor in a public place in a public place you "Bullshitting" bitch".    

She's just trying to act hard, to impress the boss.

Soul Kitchen wrote:I know of a prospective one!!
Once again you are talking through your ring piece. You wouldn't have the balls to assault a minor in a public place in a public place you "Bullshitting" bitch".    

It's soft bastards like you that have allowed the chavs to take the streets.

I do find (personal experience only of course) that the vast amount of rudeness I encounter is from older folks.

scottjames30 wrote:As the Ultras boss, I must warn you Nat, you can't bring this attention up on yourself, all of the time.

The Ultras, have got to be in stealth mode, not attention seeking mode.

Any future seeking of attention will result in swimming in goose fat, for the rest of your life, eating feathers.

Author - Mr Big.

Thought I was the ultras boss??   

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:As the Ultras boss, I must warn you Nat, you can't bring this attention up on yourself, all of the time.

The Ultras, have got to be in stealth mode, not attention seeking mode.

Any future seeking of attention will result in swimming in goose fat, for the rest of your life, eating feathers.

Author - Mr Big.

Thought I was the ultras boss??   

You can be the boss then, im 2ic.

You need to warn Nat about her gob.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:I know of a prospective one!!
Once again you are talking through your ring piece. You wouldn't have the balls to assault a minor in a public place in a public place you "Bullshitting" bitch".    

It's soft bastards like you that have allowed the chavs to take the streets.

Don't blame me I'm just stating the law, and not forgetting your bullshit factor. The people to blame are the Pompous Cnuts who stopped Corporal punishment.
As an extra, if you or anybody else for that matter, assaulted my kids ten years ago your wonkies would have been ripped off!!!