Transfer rumours !

wanderlust wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

wanderlust wrote:Pilkington to Cardiff and with other Championship clubs snapping up players I'm wondering if there is anyone left?

Nope that's it. Every player in existence has been snapped up.

Thought so.

Can animals be registered to play?

Appears so- Robbie Savage played for long enough

Any further speculation as to the identity of the mystery young striker?

Yeah lusty

His name is N. O'Boddie, a young Irish lad who plays for Chelski United.

luckyPeterpiper wrote:Yeah lusty

His name is N. O'Boddie, a young Irish lad who plays for Chelski United.

  

I thought it was A.N. Other but he's already playing for my village team. 

How could you question the Oracle Nixon?

You're right lusty, I shall go and immolate myself at once.   

I would never dream of suggesting that the incomparable paragon of accuracy known as Mr Nixon could EVER be anything less than completely correct in all his assertions at all times.   

I'm told that your village team striker WAS on Dougie's radar but he wanted THREE pasties and Phil said we can only afford two pasties and half a bovril so the deal broke down.

luckyPeterpiper wrote:You're right lusty, I shall go and immolate myself at once.   

I would never dream of suggesting that the incomparable paragon of accuracy known as Mr Nixon could EVER be anything less than completely correct in all his assertions at all times.   

I'm told that your village team striker WAS on Dougie's radar but he wanted THREE pasties and Phil said we can only afford two pasties and half a bovril so the deal broke down.

Whilst there are seconds left on the clock I will hold out hope that the next Sturridge is dropping in to kickstart our season.
And at the end of the month I'll wake up.

Young prem striker joining tomorrow or Tuesday.

Josh vela going out on loan too

Boggersbelief wrote:Young prem striker joining tomorrow or Tuesday.

I believe!!! I believe!!! 

Boggersbelief wrote:Josh vela going out on loan too

How frustrating. I'd really like him to make it.

Mario Kempes signing on Thursday at 11:24 am.

ITK.

Boggersbelief wrote:Young prem striker joining tomorrow or Tuesday.

Is it Richard Peniket I know the scouts have been to see him

Breadman wrote:Mario Kempes signing on Thursday at 11:24 am.

ITK.

Year?

1978.

Breadman wrote:Mario Kempes signing on Thursday at 11:24 am.

ITK.

Isn't he a Plummer????

carrs wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Young prem striker joining tomorrow or Tuesday.

Is it Richard Peniket I know the scouts have been to see him

We really are skint, aren't we?


I'd take Mario Kempes

carrs wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Young prem striker joining tomorrow or Tuesday.

Is it Richard Peniket I know the scouts have been to see him

Apparently Penkit plays for Halfax, so doesn't fit the criteria above of being a prem striker.

But you never know!

So Conference Premiership doesn't count then. If you expect a Premier League player from them big clubs you may have that let down feeling again very soon

I want Kempes now - you shouldn't have mentioned his name.
I soooooo rate Mario Kempes. God if we had Mario Kempes in our team.
Even though he's 60 and slightly dumpy looking, I still think he could do a job for us.
Even with his zimmer frame he's probably still better than Van Persie. Sign him up Dougie. I guarantee he knows where the net is.

There's a young lad who plays for Farnworth Harriers.  He is the new secret striker.  He will be joining us at 11:59pm on the last day of the window.  He would join before but unfortunately he has to finish up a plumbing job in Little Lever then give two week notice. There may be a snag if his wages as a plumber are more than a BWFC player.....but otherwise it's a done deal.