Dinner - Part 1

Kens an old fart, who try's to pretend he's only 15, him and Amos are good mates.

How wierd is that.

How do you know this strange fact?

Natasha Whittam wrote:How do you know this strange fact?

Because he's been 15 for a couple of years, and Amos's pretend girlfriend told me.

scottjames30 wrote:

Because he's been 15 for a couple of years, and Amos's pretend girlfriend told me.

Where did you meet his pretend girlfriend. Does he know she's seeing you behind his back?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

Because he's been 15 for a couple of years, and Amos's pretend girlfriend told me.

Where did you meet his pretend girlfriend. Does he know she's seeing you behind his back?

He doesn't know yet, I'm being sneaky about it.

I met her in a mental hospital .

scottjames30 wrote:

I met her in a mental hospital .

Then it must be the mental hospital where you currently live as his pretend girlfriend doesn't exist.

It's like The Matrix on here sometimes.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

I met her in a mental hospital .

Then it must be the mental hospital where you currently live as his pretend girlfriend doesn't exist.

It's like The Matrix on here sometimes.

I was visiting my mate Nick, he's a proper mental bastard.

scottjames30 wrote:

I was visiting my mate Nick, he's a proper mental bastard.

I'll believe you. But I don't trust info from pretend girlfriends.

After reading this thread, I'm off to the quacks to get my medication increased. You all seem to know whats going on, so it must be me thats losing it

Oy fuck off, its a Dinner/ Tea thread.
tonight Jacket pot, with Chilli Carne.

Mr Magoo wrote:Oy fuck off, its a Dinner/ Tea thread.
tonight Jacket pot, with Chilli Carne.

Can you hear me now you not right !

Your threads growing on here now, fuck me Magoo your a genius.

Soon it will be as big as your fooking block head.

Natasha Whittam wrote:... his pretend girlfriend doesn't exist...

I thought his pretend girlfriend was real - did I miss something?

Of course i can hear you, what's for tea then, you northern retard.

Keegan wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:... his pretend girlfriend doesn't exist...

I thought his pretend girlfriend was real - did I miss something?

She is, Keegan, its just that I don't mention her name or age, although she is younger - hence the idea that she is pretend!!!

I wasn't talking about his real girlfriend, it was his pretend girlfriend. There is a difference.

Oy piss off, this is a serious topic, soon we shall have a recipe section.

Mr Magoo wrote:Of course i can hear you, what's for tea then, you northern retard.

I'm having home made lasagna with garlic bread.

This northern twats hungry.

scottjames30 wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:Of course i can hear you, what's for tea then, you northern retard.

I'm having home made lasagna with garlic bread.

This northern twats hungry.

Can you tell us how you made this home-made lasagne please, all ingredients.

Mr Magoo wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:Of course i can hear you, what's for tea then, you northern retard.

I'm having home made lasagna with garlic bread.

This northern twats hungry.

Can you tell us how you made this home-made lasagne please, all ingredients.

I would, but i didn't make it.

How's sumo ?

Omelette - 3 eggs, salt and pepper, green and red peppers, onions and cheese.

Easy.