Dinner - Part 1

boltonbonce wrote:

wanderlust wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I'm now sat in my little den watching Nearest and Dearest on DVD. 

Inhumane punishment. 
My mate got off lighter than that after he shat in his wife's gob to stop her snoring.

I'm having another go later. I can do it. Brother has a spare room if things go tits up.

 

Mr Magoo wrote:Fish, Chips and mushy peas.

Sounds good.   

Are you doing your own batter or are you being lazy and going to your local chippy?

Local chippy on the sea front.

Wooden fork, out of the paper watching the sun go down?

It's the only way.......

Anyroad, tonight we had River Cobbler fillets in parsley sauce with boiled Jersey Royals and garden peas.

Served with fresh crusty bread and a big mug of tea.

Smashing.

Breadman wrote:Wooden fork, out of the paper watching the sun go down?

It's the only way.......

Anyroad, tonight we had River Cobbler fillets in parsley sauce with boiled Jersey Royals and garden peas.

Served with fresh crusty bread and a big mug of tea.

Smashing.

They never tasted as good after they were told to stop wrapping them up in newspaper!

Not a fan of River Cobbler seems tasteless to me.

River cobbler is injected with the dehydrated urine of pregnant women. This apparently makes the females grow much quicker and produce eggs faster.

You veggie bastard.

Your wife's right about you.

Get back in your shed!

Breadman wrote: You veggie bastard.

Your wife's right about you.

Get back in your shed!

 

I'm off to bed now (early start in the morning.)

The wife's already gone up to do her ablutions.

Can't wait to tell her what she had for tea.......  

Nighty night.

Breadman wrote:I'm off to bed now (early start in the morning.)

The wife's already gone up to do her ablutions.

Can't wait to tell her what she had for tea.......  

Nighty night.

Don't forget to brush your teeth Bread. 

I told the wife what you'd said and she nearly gipped up in bed.

Cod it is from now on.

(And please don't ruin Cod for us now. Whatever it is you know, keep it to yourself.....   )

Breadman wrote:I told the wife what you'd said and she nearly gipped up in bed.

Cod it is from now on.

(And please don't ruin Cod for us now. Whatever it is you know, keep it to yourself.....   )

OK Bread, it's your funeral!

Stop it !!!!

You know very well that I've now got no choice other than to spend the next half an hour trawling the internet (see what I did there?) to find out about Cod and why I shouldn't eat it.

Is this part of some Veggie plot to get us all subsisting on lettuce and cabbage?

Bastards.....

Breadman wrote:

Is this part of some Veggie plot to get us all subsisting on lettuce and cabbage?

Just think of the benefits to your colon.

Sorry Bread. If it's any consolation,veggies tend to fart more than most people. But what fun we have in the bath!

BoltonBonce, the windy fag of Bolton Nuts,

All joking apart, I've just done some research on the recently maligned River Cobbler (Pangasius bocourti) and discovered that it's perfectly safe to eat and as far as having lady wee pumped into it goes, it is absolutely no different to any of the other commercially farmed fish we consume in this country with such gusto.

It's all legal and DEFRa are perfectly happy that there's no risk to us fish-eaters.

My concern now though, is for the fate of the ladies they farm for the wee.

I hope they're not cooped up in cramped pens and are allowed to roam free like them posh chickens.

I'd hate to think that the wee I'm eating has been sourced irresponsibly.

What I'd like to know is how they discovered injecting them with the piss of pregnant women was good for them in the first place.Not an idea that's likely to crop up in your average business meeting.

boltonbonce wrote:What I'd like to know is how they discovered injecting them with the piss of pregnant women was good for them in the first place.Not an idea that's likely to crop up in your average business meeting.

If you were to suggest such a notion you could be accused of taking the piss.

Reebok Trotter wrote: 

boltonbonce wrote:What I'd like to know is how they discovered injecting them with the piss of pregnant women was good for them in the first place.Not an idea that's likely to crop up in your average business meeting.

If you were to suggest such a notion you could be accused of taking the piss.