I am trying very hard to be nice to you Breadman but you are making it very difficult for me, i hate confrontations of any kind. Would it be too much to ask you to be pleasant? or is it your nature to be unpleasant? now i feel sick at having to write that.
Blind Date.
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Reebok Trotter
boltonbonce
Soul Kitchen
scottjames30
Hipster_Nebula
Natasha Whittam
karlypants
Mr Brightside
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43 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 17:35
Mr Brightside
Nicky Hunt
So thats it is it? what a nasty piece of work you are, and no im not gay before you bring that one out which no doubt you will soon.
44 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 17:40
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Is this going to turn into another gay thread now?
45 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 17:44
Mr Brightside
Nicky Hunt
I have a date to get ready for and its a woman ok.
46 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 17:48
Mr Brightside
Nicky Hunt
I doubt i will be back to tell you about it, Breadman is a prick of the highest order.
47 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 17:54
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
I've heard that Breadman is shagging your new date as we speak, you're going to have sloppy seconds.
48 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 17:56
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
scottjames30 wrote:This is like talking to Magoo, are you a bit thick ?
50 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 18:15
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
I will have you for that, you bum boy.scottjames30 wrote:This is like talking to Magoo, are you a bit thick ?
51 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 18:22
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I suppose it takes one to know oneMr Magoo wrote:I will have you for that, you bum boy.scottjames30 wrote:This is like talking to Magoo, are you a bit thick ?
52 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 18:23
Guest
Guest
Wind your neck in, Brightside or I'll set one of my dead hard mates on you.
I've got loads.
There's Mich Caine, Michael Bolton and Angry Day to name but three.
Apologise now for for calling me names or I'll have you sorted.
I've got loads.
There's Mich Caine, Michael Bolton and Angry Day to name but three.
Apologise now for for calling me names or I'll have you sorted.
53 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 18:27
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Send him the Sammy Davis tribute Bread,lets see what he's made of.
54 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 18:32
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:Reebok Trotter wrote:The eldest one was in her eighties and she still craved sex. I felt sorry for her actually.
Why would you feel sorry for an OAP craving sex? Just because you lost your sex drive when you were 28 doesn't mean everyone else will.
Because she had just come out of hospital for hip replacement surgery and was too frail to be having sex. There was clearly an underlying mental issue with this poor lady. If she was my mother I would be mortified and I'm sure most other men of my age would feel the same. I have never been one of the ' Where there's a hole, there's hope ' Brigade.
55 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 18:38
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I suppose it's like being a cat with 9 lives although she has 3 holes...Reebok Trotter wrote:' Where there's a hole, there's hope ' Brigade.Natasha Whittam wrote:Reebok Trotter wrote:The eldest one was in her eighties and she still craved sex. I felt sorry for her actually.
Why would you feel sorry for an OAP craving sex? Just because you lost your sex drive when you were 28 doesn't mean everyone else will.
56 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 18:45
Guest
Guest
boltonbonce wrote:Send him the Sammy Davis tribute Bread,lets see what he's made of.
I'm keeping the big guns in reserve, Boncey.
If things turn serious, Brucie'll be on here giving it "E O Eee-Leven" before you can say "is that wig made out of a welcome mat?"
57 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 19:27
Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Over to you Nat!?Mr Brightside wrote:I dont get it why would a man pretend to be a woman online
58 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 19:30
Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
This sounds like the shit MB would come out with!Mr Brightside wrote:I am trying very hard to be nice to you Breadman but you are making it very difficult for me, i hate confrontations of any kind. Would it be too much to ask you to be pleasant? or is it your nature to be unpleasant? now i feel sick at having to write that.
59 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 19:34
Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
RT did you notice that slapper checking if the pound notes weren't fake?
60 Re: Blind Date. Thu Jun 19 2014, 19:54
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Soul Kitchen wrote:RT did you notice that slapper checking if the pound notes weren't fake?
I watched the whole show. The woman with the mask and dodgy dentures made me laugh. There were pictures of her grandchildren dotted about and her dogs were all over the place. Surely her family and friends would recognise her voice and the surroundings? The blonde bimbo 60 yr old was proper mutton dressed as lamb.
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