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You'll be telling next about a guy swallowed by a whale and a guy who had a floating zoo?
You'll be telling next about a guy swallowed by a whale and a guy who had a floating zoo?
It's crazy Islamist time again!
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362 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Mon Oct 06 2014, 12:32
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat likes the Bible because she feels empathy with the 'burning bush'.
363 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Mon Oct 06 2014, 12:36
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Soul Kitchen wrote:Why? Don't tell me, it says so in the Bible!!!!
You'll be telling next about a guy swallowed by a whale and a guy who had a floating zoo?
364 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Mon Oct 06 2014, 13:15
xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Natasha Whittam wrote:Hipster_Nebula wrote:haha.
Religion the only time the burden of proof for unspeakably stupid claims doesn't seem to fall on the person making them.
As a committed Christian (har har) though nat you obviously don't believe that story either.
Religion is about faith Hipster. Deep in my heart I know that a little boy was born in a stable, visited by kings and shepherds, and grew up to feed 5000 people from a couple of fish and a few bread rolls.
Too obvious Nat. Now everybody knows you're just winding them up about religion.
365 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Mon Oct 06 2014, 15:01
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
xmiles wrote:
Too obvious Nat. Now everybody knows you're just winding them up about religion.
Not at all, I was showing how deep my faith is.
Of course some of the bible stories sound ridiculous, but it doesn't mean they didn't happen. And I believe they did.
One day people will tell stories of Bolton being in Europe and playing Athletic Madrid, but few will believe them.
366 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Mon Oct 06 2014, 15:07
xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Natasha Whittam wrote:xmiles wrote:
Too obvious Nat. Now everybody knows you're just winding them up about religion.
Not at all, I was showing how deep my faith is.
Of course some of the bible stories sound ridiculous, but it doesn't mean they didn't happen. And I believe they did.
One day people will tell stories of Bolton being in Europe and playing Athletic Madrid, but few will believe them.
Well I certainly believe BSA could walk on water.
367 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Thu Oct 09 2014, 21:07
White84
Andy Walker
The guy who grew up and fed 5-000 people well it was 2-000 actually,on a few loaves and fishes that guy grew up and opened Aldi.
368 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Tue Oct 14 2014, 12:30
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2014 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ...
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor.....and tall person
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ...
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor.....and tall person
369 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Tue Oct 14 2014, 13:06
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Haha quality that RT
370 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Sun Oct 19 2014, 21:25
Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Images emerged today apparently showing beheaded babies and a teenager being crucified.
religion of peace.
religion of peace.
372 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Tue Nov 04 2014, 18:19
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
I know countries make their own laws but surely there should be some kind of human rights laws to govern the world. Can you imagine Muslims being beat to death or set on fire over here for saying the bible is bollocks. It would start a war. What's wrong with these people. They're only human beings so why are they all crazy nutters?
373 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Tue Nov 04 2014, 19:41
Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Bwfc1958 wrote:I know countries make their own laws but surely there should be some kind of human rights laws to govern the world. Can you imagine Muslims being beat to death or set on fire over here for saying the bible is bollocks. It would start a war. What's wrong with these people. They're only human beings so why are they all crazy nutters?
I wonder.....
374 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Tue Nov 04 2014, 21:15
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
You're very cryptic hipster. If you've got something to say just say it
376 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Wed Nov 05 2014, 11:31
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Ok hipster, I know what you're getting at and maybe I should have specified that it was the religious extremist types and to an extent the courts for actually allowing it to happen that i was talking about. It was not a blanket judgement of everyone in the country, although I can see why you thought that. If you do allow yourself to be brainwashed, as Bdp says, into beating and burning people in the name of a god, and actually carry out these actions then imo you are in fact a nutter. I can see that you are obviously a sensitive soul who is unable to read between the lines so I will try my best to be as clear and precise as possible with my posts so as not to offend you in the future.Hipster_Nebula wrote:Bwfc1958 wrote:I know countries make their own laws but surely there should be some kind of human rights laws to govern the world. Can you imagine Muslims being beat to death or set on fire over here for saying the bible is bollocks. It would start a war. What's wrong with these people. They're only human beings so why are they all crazy nutters?
I wonder.....
377 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Wed Nov 05 2014, 12:30
Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Sorry? What I was getting at is they're "crazy nutters" because they allow their life to be dictated by a book written by some wandering goat herders in the dark ages.
as far as being a sensitive soul and offended I've no idea what you're talking about, nothing you said offended me in the slightest.
as far as being a sensitive soul and offended I've no idea what you're talking about, nothing you said offended me in the slightest.
378 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Wed Nov 05 2014, 13:12
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Hipster_Nebula wrote:Sorry? What I was getting at is they're "crazy nutters" because they allow their life to be dictated by a book written by some wandering goat herders in the dark ages.
Insulting. More religious hate from Hipster.
I'm going to petrol bomb your armchair if you're not careful.
379 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Wed Nov 05 2014, 13:16
B.D.P
David Lee
Less threats please.
That could become a police matter if Hipster decides to call the Aberdeen police.
That could become a police matter if Hipster decides to call the Aberdeen police.
380 Re: It's crazy Islamist time again! Wed Nov 05 2014, 13:23
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Apologies hipster. Thought you was having a dig.Hipster_Nebula wrote:Sorry? What I was getting at is they're "crazy nutters" because they allow their life to be dictated by a book written by some wandering goat herders in the dark ages.
as far as being a sensitive soul and offended I've no idea what you're talking about, nothing you said offended me in the slightest.
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