I'm in love with a Prostitute

It's probably more like offle.

I'm excited to hear how tonight's date went. I know he was going to attempt to woo her by providing the rubber jonnys, but my concern is he might have got those novelty ones they do in vending machines in shit pubs, you know, the marmite flavoured ones that aren't actually a form of contraception. We shall see.

Looking forward to the update myself.

Quent, enjoy yourself, but bear in mind that to be a success in any job, you have to enjoy it, and not just for the money. This young lady may find you different to many of her clients, but I think you would be no more than a 'friend'. No disrespect, but if a monied, good looking man came along, you may not even be in the running. Sorry mate, but she's a very good businesswoman to be operating at this level, and I doubt very much that she's looking for early retirement.

@gloswhite wrote:Quent, enjoy yourself, but bear in mind that to be a success in any job, you have to enjoy it, and not just for the money. This young lady may find you different to many of her clients, but I think you would be no more than a 'friend'. No disrespect, but if a monied, good looking man came along, you may not even be in the running. Sorry mate, but she's a very good businesswoman to be operating at this level, and I doubt very much that she's looking for early retirement.

There speaks the voice of reason.


P.S. Quent is not on-line so he may be 'taters deep' as we post.

Quent - I think the issue here is not that she's on the game, but whether or not you love her. Anybody on the edge of a potentially new relationship would be in the same boat as all potential partners have baggage of some sort or other and we all have to weigh up whether or not the potential benefits outweigh the baggage. You are clearly comfortable with this lady's baggage so that in itself isn't a problem.
But what might be a problem is you wanting her to change. I think most of us have at some time or other been in a situation where one partner or the other doesn't do the maths - you know - sees the good bits and thinks "if only s(he) would change x,y or z" It seldom works depending on whether the particular behaviour to be changed is due to the circumstances that the person is in, or part of their nature - you can't change a person's nature, at least not overnight.
This is what you have to get to the bottom of before making any kind of commitment. And if it turns out that it's not going to be exactly what you want, that's fine too because you can still have the kind of relationship that suits you both - and you'll have avoided a potential disaster.

@Quent wrote:

Sir Nut's Dad wrote:link us to her site quent and we'll see if shes worth it all

Probably not wise to view if you're at work, although there's no nudity:

http://www.manchester-escorts.co.uk/manchester-escort-erin-68-1.html

I'd stay away from her, because I'm pretty sure I have seen her on crimewatch.

Just back from Marie's place after staying the night! Surely that's a sign that she is interested? And it only cost £50 extra, usually it's £250 for a stopover. We talked for ages last night after my usual 30 second experience, she wants out of the escort business but is scared she won't be able to pay the rent and look after her boy properly. I think she was giving me the opportunity to jump in and ask her to move in with me, but I still have a bit of doubt at the back of my mind - is it too much to take on a prostitute and her son?

Anyway, as suggested on here yesterday I asked her out for the day on Sunday and she accepted, I'm just paying £100 to cover the cost of the babysitter. Result! So hopefully I can get my head straight by Sunday and put it to her that we start dating.

Take her son with you and save £100 on the baby sitter. For all you know her sons father may have the boy on Sunday. I reckon Marie has seen you coming. Both literally and metaphorically.

@Reebok Trotter wrote:Take her son with you and save £100 on the baby sitter. For all you know her sons father may have the boy on Sunday. I reckon Marie has seen you coming. Both literally and metaphorically.

I invited her son along but she said it was unfair to bring him in case he got attached to me. I understand that, and babysitters are quite expensive so £100 is a bargain for 3 hours.

@Quent wrote:

@Reebok Trotter wrote:Take her son with you and save £100 on the baby sitter. For all you know her sons father may have the boy on Sunday. I reckon Marie has seen you coming. Both literally and metaphorically.

I invited her son along but she said it was unfair to bring him in case he got attached to me. I understand that, and babysitters are quite expensive so £100 is a bargain for 3 hours.

£100 for 3 hours babysitting, I'm in the wrong job.

You're focusing on the wrong bit, she's seeing me alone on Sunday without charge! I am so happy right now.

I'll do the babysitting for £90 for 3 hours. You can save a tenner and you won't have to rush back. Don't worry because I love kids but I just couldn't eat a full one.

Quent you fucking knob, this slut is taking the piss out of you. She probably doesn't even have a kid, you're probably paying her £100 to take her for lunch and a few drinks.

Quent, was it bringing the condoms that led to this major breakthrough?

"The course of true love never did run smooth" - Lysander, A Midsummer Night's Dream.

@largehat wrote:Quent, was it bringing the condoms that led to this major breakthrough?

"The course of true love never did run smooth" - Lysander, A Midsummer Night's Dream.

The reason why it didn't run smooth is because he had ribbed condoms.

This is so utterly odd.

@largehat wrote:Quent, was it bringing the condoms that led to this major breakthrough?

"The course of true love never did run smooth" - Lysander, A Midsummer Night's Dream.

There were definitely a few tears when I brought out the condoms, I think she was touched by my gesture.

I think I can guess where she was touched as well.

Well after reading all this bollock's, i have to say Quent, you are the biggest TIT i have come across in a long time.
This has to be a wind up, if not i hope you get everything you deserve.
Also when your having your nice day out, just think how many more men have been banging it in between your last visit nice.

I thought you had a sense of humour Mr Magoo.

I have but not when it comes to sad pricks,

There is nothing in this thread that suggests that Quent is, or has, a "sad prick". To each his own, Magoo.

@Mr Magoo wrote:Well after reading all this bollock's, i have to say Quent, you are the biggest TIT i have come across in a long time.
This has to be a wind up, if not i hope you get everything you deserve.
Also when your having your nice day out, just think how many more men have been banging it in between your last visit nice.

Thanks for your kind words Mr Magoo, we're not all as lucky as you with women. But I'm going to stick with it, I know we can make a go of it - surely everyone has done a job they're not proud of. I once worked in Burger King. And I'll guarantee you this Mr Magoo, the woman I'll be bedding on Sunday is a hundred times hotter than the dried up old prune you'll be shacked up with.

@Mr Magoo wrote:I have but not when it comes to sad pricks,

Shut it Magoo, the first decent love story on Bolton Nuts and you have to spoil it with your abuse. I think you're jealous.

There is a lot to be said for dried up old prunes. Dessicated fruit has a very high fibre and vitamin content. Prunes are especially good for maintaining a healthy bowel movement.

You make a good point, RT, but would you balance a prune on the end of your chopper and expect the wolf to come to the door, so to speak?

it amazes me that any of you lot can charm a woman into bed

All of my sexual conquests were achieved on my looks alone. Talk only gets you so far. It's looks that count. My missus was very pretty thirty years ago and I figured, Why have beefburger when you can have steak ?

Many years go before the advent of the Euro I stayed in Dortmund in Germany. I slept with a German girl that I met in a bar and at the time I didn't know she was a pro.

After retiring back to my hotel room and getting involved in Nigerian discussions she started to get dressed and said, " What about the marks ? " I replied, " Three out of ten." She replied " That won't cover it." I replied, " Buy a Barmcake, that should cover it."