You can just see the conversation in the Fulham boardroom:
Fulham Chairman: Shit start to the season Felix you bellend
Felix Magath: We can't score goals
Chairman: I gave you £11m for Ross McCormack
Felix Magath: We need a poacher to play alongside him, I want Jermaine Beckford from Bolton
Chairman: He couldn't poach an egg but tell him we're Leeds United and perhaps he'll put some effort in.
Fulham Chairman: Shit start to the season Felix you bellend
Felix Magath: We can't score goals
Chairman: I gave you £11m for Ross McCormack
Felix Magath: We need a poacher to play alongside him, I want Jermaine Beckford from Bolton
Chairman: He couldn't poach an egg but tell him we're Leeds United and perhaps he'll put some effort in.