Bolton Wanderers Football Club Fan Forum for all BWFC Supporters.


You are not connected. Please login or register

Beards in football.

+9
Numpty 28723
wanderlust
BoltonTillIDie
Norpig
Natasha Whittam
Soul Kitchen
gloswhite
boltonbonce
karlypants
13 posters

Go to page : 1, 2, 3  Next

Go down  Message [Page 1 of 3]

1Beards in football. Empty Beards in football. Sun Sep 28 2014, 00:26

Guest


Guest

Why.....?

Beards are shit.

"Beardy twat" is a well known term of abuse.

You never hear anybody slagging anyone off for not having a beard, do you?

"Oi you...! Yes, you with the clean shaven face.....wanker!"

Is it on some new tick list for footballers?

Baby Bentley.....check!

Twitter account......check!

Gormless tart with tattoos.......check!

Beard.......check!

Fucking brainless sheep.........

2Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Sun Sep 28 2014, 00:32

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I bet you have a beard when you go down on the missus...

3Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Sun Sep 28 2014, 00:33

Guest


Guest

karlypants wrote:I bet you have a beard when you go down on the missus...

Yours or mine?

4Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Sun Sep 28 2014, 00:35

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Yours mate, I don't even get much of a chance at that so you definitely won't with mine! 

I'm sure she has one of those padlocks in that area! Very Happy

5Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Sun Sep 28 2014, 00:38

Guest


Guest

Very Happy

Just seen Freedman apologising for being shit on telly.

I think he wants to get sacked now because he's had enough and wants his payout.

Can't blame him.

6Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Sun Sep 28 2014, 00:40

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I did notice that he has started to get dark patches under his eyes.

Someone isn't sleeping good at night Very Happy

7Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Sun Sep 28 2014, 00:47

Guest


Guest

He's probably worrying about whether or not his £500k salary will give him enough spare cash to take the wife and kids to Benidorm for a week during half-term.

The prick.........

8Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Sun Sep 28 2014, 05:05

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

He'll grow a beard shortly.

9Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Sun Sep 28 2014, 09:54

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

I've got a beard, and I'm not a twat, (at least I don't think I am). Very Happy

Has anyone asked Nat about hers ? She might have an opinion on this matter.

10Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Sun Sep 28 2014, 10:27

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Many years ago my father told me to be careful around men with beards and who don't drink alcohol. I've found this to be a pretty good template as he said if they cover their faces they've something to hide in their lives. 
This came home to roost some years later when my father in law was of that ilk and right royally stitched my mother in law up!!

11Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Sun Sep 28 2014, 10:49

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

gloswhite wrote:
Has anyone asked Nat about hers ? She might have an opinion on this matter.

I've just bought a gun.

12Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Sun Sep 28 2014, 10:53

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

i have a beard, i'm not liking all this beard hatred at the moment.

13Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Sun Sep 28 2014, 11:20

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:
"Beardy twat"

Wink

14Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Sun Sep 28 2014, 12:40

Guest


Guest

Soul Kitchen wrote:Many years ago my father told me to be careful around men with beards and who don't drink alcohol.

Probably the crappest advice iv heard in my life.

15Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Sun Sep 28 2014, 15:58

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

bwfc1874 wrote:
Soul Kitchen wrote:Many years ago my father told me to be careful around men with beards and who don't drink alcohol.

Probably the crappest advice iv heard in my life.

Well that's your opinion obviously. Stood me in good stead, I hardly think anything you could tell me would have any significance?
I suspect you may have a beard and don't drink? Very Happy

16Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Mon Sep 29 2014, 10:19

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

"Fashion" has a lot to answer for as everything will be fashionable at least once.

I'm still trying to get over the fact that it became fashionable for men to be a nerd. It's incredible that wearing glasses and sporting foppish public school hair cuts were ever acceptable, let alone popular. Now beards - which my gran once described as being "for ugly men with something to hide" - are actually popular and we aren't even in Tehran.
What's next? Acne and Herpes?

17Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Mon Sep 29 2014, 11:18

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Beard growers beware - you might end up looking like Roy Keane!
Beards in football. Saddam-Hussein-beard-500x326

18Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Mon Sep 29 2014, 14:54

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Roy Keane looks like a total ponce with his facefuzz.

19Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Mon Sep 29 2014, 14:57

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Never seen a jockey with a beard.

20Beards in football. Empty Re: Beards in football. Mon Sep 29 2014, 16:40

Guest


Guest

I reckon this guy's a bit of a "jockey", if you get my drift........

Beards in football. Ecdd77151362e59a54e9576461fa6fbe

Sponsored content



Back to top  Message [Page 1 of 3]

Go to page : 1, 2, 3  Next

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum