Lynsey De Paul dead

She actually did paint her living room carpet.
And I was inspecting her windows for damage, Magoo.
At least,that's what I told the cops.

We should link this thread to her website: www.lynseydepaul.com/

I think it forms quite a moving tribute to her memory and I'm sure they'd thank us.

I doubt it!
Sadly I get no kudos from having lived next door to her. Most people seem never to have heard of her.
Bit of a musical lightweight.
Unlike others I could mention,but wont,for fear of further death threats.

Kudos from me. To be fair, I can think of worse people to live next door to.

Numpty 28723 wrote:Kudos from me. To be fair, I can think of worse people to live next door to.

Magoo!

boltonbonce wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:Kudos from me. To be fair, I can think of worse people to live next door to.

Magoo!

Magoo isn't that bad, he could cook you his special...caramelized sausage!

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:Kudos from me. To be fair, I can think of worse people to live next door to.

Magoo!

Magoo isn't that bad, he could cook you his special...caramelized sausage!

I'm not eating Magoo's sausage!

I always thought she was very pretty. She was really tiny though, a bit like a fragile porcelain doll. For some reason I seem to recall seeing her on Celebrity Come Dine With Me on Channel 4 where she prepared a very nice vegetarian meal.

RIP. Posh totty.

karlypants wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:Bang her up the shitter, i think bread is asking ?

Cheers Magoo! I've just spat my brew out all over my keyboard reading that!

i did the exact same thing KP!

Some of the things said about this poor woman who has died an agonising death are not funny and show no respect for the dead. A woman I knew of died of probably the same thing leaving a young devastated family. How would any of you feel if it was your mother or wife or sister and some person is talking about Banging her up the shitter that's just so sick.

Canterbury Frank wrote:Some of the things said about this poor woman who has died an agonising death are not funny and show no respect for the dead. A woman I knew of died of probably the same thing leaving a young devastated family. How would any of you feel if it was your mother or wife or sister and some person is talking about Banging her up the shitter that's just so sick.

Well said frank. I was banned for much less than what's been said on this thread, very contradictory from the mods..

Not saying I want you banned or anything Magoo, just proving a point

I thought it was contradictory a mod to be putting smiley faces after such an awful comment and after all the other warnings to some posters on their behaviour. I find it bewildering to be honest there does not seem to be any consistency, two posters fighting but one seems to be punished the other not. I don't know of the lady she was before my time but she seems to have been a pleasant enough human being certainly not deserving of comments like that.

Mr Magoo wrote:Bang her up the shitter, i think bread is asking ?

Succinct and to the point Magoo.
On a par with  the bloke in the pub near the bus station who on seeing Kate Bush's first appearance on TOTP was moved to comment "Look at them c***-sucking lips!"

Never found out if he liked her singing.

Canterbury Frank wrote:I thought it was contradictory a mod to be putting smiley faces after such an awful comment and after all the other warnings to some posters on their behaviour. I find it bewildering to be honest there does not seem to be any consistency, two posters fighting but one seems to be punished the other not. I don't know of the lady she was before my time but she seems to have been a pleasant enough human being certainly not deserving of comments like that.

For the record, Frank, nobody was punished for anything.

Both myself and 84 were told to knock it off, or we'd both be facing a 24 hour ban.

Which is fair enough.

We both did and neither of us received a ban.

It's actually very rare that anyone gets banned from this site, as the mods do an excellent job of steering people in the right direction when necessary and we generally resolve any conflict ourselves because we are all big boys (or in Whittam's case, big girls).

Hopefully, if you hang round for longer than the two minutes you've already been here, you'll see that for yourself.

Boggers you were banned because you called someone a derogatory name for a disabled person, i tried to type it on here but it auto-corrects to idiot (i presume to stop anyone else using it?).
As for the comment from Magoo it was a joke from when Boncey was her neighbour. He never mentioned her illness or her death in any kind of insulting way.

Breadman wrote:

Canterbury Frank wrote:I thought it was contradictory a mod to be putting smiley faces after such an awful comment and after all the other warnings to some posters on their behaviour. I find it bewildering to be honest there does not seem to be any consistency, two posters fighting but one seems to be punished the other not. I don't know of the lady she was before my time but she seems to have been a pleasant enough human being certainly not deserving of comments like that.

For the record, Frank, nobody was punished for anything.

Both myself and 84 were told to knock it off, or we'd both be facing a 24 hour ban.

Which is fair enough.

We both did and neither of us received a ban.

It's actually very rare that anyone gets banned from this site, as the mods do an excellent job of steering people in the right direction when necessary and we generally resolve any conflict ourselves because we are all big boys (or in Whittam's case, big girls).

Hopefully, if you hang round for longer than the two minutes you've already been here, you'll see that for yourself.

Was that last comment necessary?

Frank, Magoo doesn't mince his words nor pull his punches but he isn't malicious. He meant the comment purely as a joke. Once you get to know him he grows on you............... a bit like a wart or verruca.

Frank, I honesty hope you stick around and enjoy the site - I really do.

My choice of words was merely an attempt to point out that your comment about the site's "bewilderingly inconsistent" moderation policy may have been a little ill-judged, given that you don't know the history between certain posters on here and how things generally play out.

And I wouldn't expect you to - why would you?

All I was suggesting was that it if it were me, I'd be taking a bit more time to "bed in" on a new site before I started criticising its dynamic and questioning the methods and intentions of the good souls who give up their time, effort and money to provide the rest of us with some free entertainment.

No harm, no foul and I honestly hope this can be the start of a beautiful friendship.

Lunatics and asylum spring to mind on here lately

Reebok Trotter wrote:Frank, Magoo doesn't mince his words nor pull his punches but he isn't malicious. He meant the comment purely as a joke. Once you get to know him he grows on you............... a bit like a wart or verruca.

Very true.
At various times he's called me a nonce,faggot,window licker and more besides.
The place wouldn't be the same without him.
Long live Magoo. (Cue faggot or ponce insult from the man himself).