Those of you that follow my work will know that I used to put together a 'Behind Enemy Lines' feature on another forum. It's quite straight forward, on the very rare occasion we win I go on the oppositions forums and put together a few of their rantings just to show that it's not only us that moan all day.
The following snippets are taken from avillafan.com, AstonVilla.vitalfootball.vo.uk, villatalk.com and a few smaller sites.
Peachbum is confident of victory:
Send us details of your funeral holtyboy:
The game gets underway and Villa are all over us, illbeback is relaxed:
Half-time and Villa haven't made the breakthrough, Villa fans are worried. Does EatMyShorts have Coyle's ear?:
Villa score and their fans are happy, particularly BigDomJackson:
But Bolton get a penalty and Fannycraddock is not happy:
Petrov scores and AndyLloydJnr is an angry man:
Oh no, Bolton go in front and the Villa fans have had enough...too may quotes to name them all!
The game ends and the Villa fans can't quite believe it. Freddy is a fan of Kevin Davies:
And FedUp1 knew what was going to happen:
Appac is another Davies fan:
lerneravfc blames a higher place:
Col8 blames Heskey:
Malachite has a way with words:
ciggiesnbeer has seen the light:
Malachite again, I think I like him:
RosettaStoned doesn't like Villa tactics:
Learneravfc writes the words that every Bolton fan has used in recent years:
Smallnumber9 needs urgent medical assistance:
Frankus says something not seen on a Bolton forum before:
Kefkaf takes action:
Wurzel loves Own Coyle:
Is it a Coyle love-in, Fulford thinks so:
Iniesta isn't happy:
James06 should be on the BBC:
Contact cutiepie18 for the weekend lottery numbers:
KRS186 sums things up well:
But the final word goes to JellyBoyBlue who definitely has a future in journalism:
The following snippets are taken from avillafan.com, AstonVilla.vitalfootball.vo.uk, villatalk.com and a few smaller sites.
Peachbum is confident of victory:
Bolton are shit, 3-0 to Villa
Send us details of your funeral holtyboy:
bolton are fuking crap as bad as wolves. if we dont win this i will kill myself
The game gets underway and Villa are all over us, illbeback is relaxed:
wow we're playing like barca, all over bolton, only a matter of time
Half-time and Villa haven't made the breakthrough, Villa fans are worried. Does EatMyShorts have Coyle's ear?:
You just know Coyle's going to bring that fat bastard Davies on at half-time, we're fucked without Dunne
Villa score and their fans are happy, particularly BigDomJackson:
warnock get in my son, shit on the bolton, i just spunked on my keyboard!
But Bolton get a penalty and Fannycraddock is not happy:
you diving bolton twat, never a penalty, fuck off foy you cunt
Petrov scores and AndyLloydJnr is an angry man:
fuck off petrov you bald cunt, never a fucking penalty, never never never. fucking refs want villa to go down, fuck off mcleish you wanker
Oh no, Bolton go in front and the Villa fans have had enough...too may quotes to name them all!
FUCK OFF YOU TWATS
Die McLeish you fucking arsehole
Bolton cunts!!!
why didn't anyone tackle the tranny?
fuck off ngog you skinny fucker
same old Villa, SHIT SHIT SHIT
Did we score?
The game ends and the Villa fans can't quite believe it. Freddy is a fan of Kevin Davies:
---angry at Randy angry at The Clown of a manager we have, and angry at that shower of s**** --who cant hold a goal lead for one f*****g minute"!!! to concede 2 goals AT home immediately after we score is totally unacceptable --this was Bolton ,oh and that old English type number 9 Kevin Davies who so bullied our defence----pathetic
And FedUp1 knew what was going to happen:
Good first half but with the missed opportunities and knowing that Davies and klasnic would come off the bench I just knew what the outcome was going to be!
Appac is another Davies fan:
he came on and ruffed our defenders up, this managers a fuckin joke
lerneravfc blames a higher place:
FUCK YOU GOD.
Col8 blames Heskey:
HESKEY STANDING LIKE A FUCKING DILDO IN A NUNNERY
Malachite has a way with words:
Common sense tells you, with a team as poor as Bolton once you nail them its over, so what happens we go 1 up and they nail us
ciggiesnbeer has seen the light:
True, Bolton is an elite club. We cant compete. Lerner and Faulkner are fucking idiots.
Malachite again, I think I like him:
Can't believe Bolton are playing a passing game around us, beggers belief
RosettaStoned doesn't like Villa tactics:
McLeish the wanker takes heskey off and immediately goes long ball. CLUELESS WANKER
Learneravfc writes the words that every Bolton fan has used in recent years:
Fuck off ginger cunt.
Smallnumber9 needs urgent medical assistance:
my scrotum has just collapsed
Frankus says something not seen on a Bolton forum before:
Terrible. Absolutely terrible. We didn't deserve a thing after the worst half of football ever produced. Plaudits to Bolton for showing some stick and fighting for it. Pity our boys can't do the same.
Kefkaf takes action:
I know there is still 3 games left but I have no heart left for this. i am off to send some death threat e-mails to McLeish and his family.
Wurzel loves Own Coyle:
Our defeat was down to a manager, a good one in charge of Bolton.
Is it a Coyle love-in, Fulford thinks so:
a manager that really cares about his club, players and fans
Iniesta isn't happy:
No massive analysis needed, we were fucking shit and anyone apologising for McLeish anymore can get fucked, I actually do respect everyones opinion but if you can defend that fat ginger wanker then you should be sent to broadmoor.
James06 should be on the BBC:
Second half, Kevin Davies came on and with N'Gog they battered us aerially. Heskey ran out of steam and had to be replaced, but the Villa game plan didn't change, we had no plan B. Fair play we scored a decent goal going totally against our game plan of hoof ball, but the style, the set up, the shape and system was just non-existent.
No excuses last night, they had no plan B and it was a right royal fuck up.
What I find frustrating is that we have a team of outstanding footballers. Bolton, especially first half, were bloody awful. Villa's players should have torn through them playing stylish football on the deck using their pace and overall superior ability. Instead they played a Bolton style and when Bolton reverted back to that and matched fire with fire, Villa never looked like getting anything.
Contact cutiepie18 for the weekend lottery numbers:
However I said to the guy next to me that if Davies comes on we were in trouble.
If I could see that before it happened then why isnt a guy who is on 2m a year seeing that and doing something about it?????????????
KRS186 sums things up well:
Shit manager, shit players, shit board: we are just shit.
But the final word goes to JellyBoyBlue who definitely has a future in journalism:
Fuck McLeish, fuck Mrs LcLeish, Fuck McLeish's kids, fuck his mum & dad for not smothering him at birth, fuck his dog, fuck his cat, fuck all his friends, fuck his binman, fuck his postman, fuck his bank manager, fuck his entire steet, fuck anyone who ever said a good word about fucking Mcleish. JUST FUCK OFF MCLEISH.