The weather today

Good point! I have two!

I have 3

That's a magnificent chest freezer on your avatar. Is she your au pair?

Reebok Trotter wrote:She used to get paid as a freelance as well! Part of her earnings went on paying for a boob job! l kid you not!

Are you sure didn't write the Dear Deardie columns?

Fecking hot down in Devon, bin out all day gardening think I have sun stroke.

We all seem to be digging holes today.
I'm worried.

Scorching today, absolutely lovely!

I'm out in the back garden fitting ladder brackets with some nice cold old speckled hen's!

Magoo, are you out with your Stella?

karlypants wrote:Scorching today, absolutely lovely!

I'm out in the back garden fitting ladder brackets with some nice cold old speckled hen's! :Biggrin:

Didn't know you kept hens KP.
I suppose you've got a big cock.

Thank you for that Bonce!

Now awaiting that comment to be edited by Johnny!

Dont want him to disown me again kp. Best behaviour.

Will someone tell me whats happened to daft as a bat nat

Night of the long knives.

Wtf does that mean dad. Dont make me google it because everything you typed in from the night before is on there. I mean, how many pics of bruce in speeds do you need

I'm saying nothing.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Is it best if i just shut up do you think

Yes

OMG......IS SHE ON MATERNITY LEAVE

is not mine

I think

You mean you have been behind Bargain Booze at the bins? 

You bitch! 

karlypants wrote:You mean you have been behind Bargain Booze at the bins? 

You bitch! 

You was there to

You was just under the influence

Could be yours

Or i might be pregnant with yours. .........oh no. .....wait. .....im just fat, false alarm