The weather today

Happy anniversary Bread.
How you have the nerve to tell me you're eating ice cream is beyond me. You know why!
I've made do with strawberries and cream.

boltonbonce wrote:Happy anniversary Bread.
How you have the nerve to tell me you're eating ice cream is beyond me. You know why!
I've made do with strawberries and cream.

Who's cream was it Bonce?

Sorry Bonce, but uncalled for that!

Cheerd fellas.

Breadman wrote:hope you lot are well

Even me?

Especially you.

Stop being a tart and get posting as Whittam again.

I can't be doing with Johnny's desperate pleading all the time.

Breadman wrote:Especially you.

Stop being a tart and get posting as Whittam again.

I can't be doing with Johnny's desperate pleading all the time.

Invoking a reaction is hardly pleading you tart


Stop posting on here and go find a turkish baths with big barry. Oh yes.....you didnt know we all knew you had really gone with big barry and not your mrs did you.

Hope you two are enjoying the change from a truck cab parked in layby on an A road

Humid as balls here the past few days.

Its very hot in Halifax already!

Glad I've got the week off.
Just gonna take a nice stroll to Birchwood shopping centre.

Stuck in waiting for a new mattress to arrive.

It's one of those "8 am to 8 pm" delivery windows, so I'm praying to the pagan god Mista Shifta that it arrives early.

We've got a delivery due on Saturday,between noon and 7.30. Sorted.

I fully appreciate that it's impossible to give people accurate times for when their stuff will arrive but surely, in this age of mind-boggling technological advances, there must be a way of narrowing it down a bit?

Perhaps an app which you could use to look at the driver's delivery schedule.

Hmmm.......there's an idea.

Anybody know how you design, develop, market and maintain apps?

I'll go halves with you on the millions we make out of my genius idea.

What really annoys me is when they don't turn up at all.

boltonbonce wrote:What really annoys me is when they don't turn up at all.

Must....not....tempt......fate.....! 

Treat your mattress well. 

Leap second tonight!

That kid made a rookie mistake, should have jumped onto the mattress rather than run from it.

Off to play golf soon, it's really warm but lots of clouds. Hopefully the sun will make an appearance.

boltonbonce wrote:Leap second tonight!

Causes all sorts of problems for computers, why have we not had any leap second bug training.