Do You Drink Alone?

Research shows that people who regularly drink alcohol alone are three times more likely to commit suicide than those that don't.

Do you increasingly find yourself drinking alone? Are you sat there right now with mouse in one hand and a bottle of St Miguel in the other? And when you masturbate do you find yourself putting down the mouse but not the bottle?

We all know Soul Kitchen drinks on his own, are you brave enough to admit you are the same?

I drink on my own.  Usually when im on the ps4.  My favourite is pepsi max but sometimes i go all out and have a chocolate milk.......hardcore i know

It's cheaper to drink at home than it is to go out to the pub so I would imagine a lot of people drink at home. I used to visit Mrs Thumb and her four daughters as well but since my eyesight started fading and I got brewers droop I just stick to drinking and leave my pocket rocket alone.

y2johnny wrote:I drink on my own.  Usually when im on the ps4.  My favourite is pepsi max but sometimes i go all out and have a chocolate milk.......hardcore i know

Pepsi Max is utter shite. I'm embarrassed for you.

Are you considering suicide?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:I drink on my own.  Usually when im on the ps4.  My favourite is pepsi max but sometimes i go all out and have a chocolate milk.......hardcore i know

Pepsi Max is utter shite. I'm embarrassed for you.

Are you considering suicide?

No.

Sometimes, of course people drink alone, i only drink whiskey now and straight no shit in it except when i have not slept for 24 hours then i will have a pint of Horlicks made with milk (semi) and drop a double scotch into it, sleep like a baby for 16 hours solid but boy do i need a piss when i wake up.

Most people go the toilet when they wake up.

I don't mind a tot of whisky but I couldn't drink it neat all the time. When I worked nights I used to take a big flask of coffee with a nice shot of whisky and that certainly hit the sweet spot on winter nights.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Most people go the toilet when they wake up.

When I was younger I used to go all night without taking a leak but nowadays I always wake up in the wee small hours for a tinkle and that includes nights when I haven't had a drink.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Most people go the toilet when they wake up.

I keep a washing up bowl by the bed so i can just hang it over the side and whizz to save getting up and disturbing my sleep.

Jake McHale wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Most people go the toilet when they wake up.

I keep a washing up bowl by the bed so i can just hang it over the side and whizz to save getting up and disturbing my sleep.

They do nappies for blokes now, that piss alot during the night.

scottjames30 wrote:

Jake McHale wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Most people go the toilet when they wake up.

I keep a washing up bowl by the bed so i can just hang it over the side and whizz to save getting up and disturbing my sleep.

They do nappies for blokes now, that piss alot during the night.

Never need to go during the night only in the morning but it goes on for ever and i like to do it right in the middle of the toilet bowl so its real loud and annoy's the wife.

I could p-ss for England.

Jake McHale wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Most people go the toilet when they wake up.

I keep a washing up bowl by the bed so i can just hang it over the side and whizz to save getting up and disturbing my sleep.

Do you live in a two up two down terraced house?

Jake McHale wrote:Never need to go during the night only in the morning but it goes on for ever and i like to do it right in the middle of the toilet bowl so its real loud and annoy's the wife.

Good idea, i might get one, i dont like getting up half asleep, stood on the fat cat once and nearly squashed it.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Jake McHale wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Most people go the toilet when they wake up.

I keep a washing up bowl by the bed so i can just hang it over the side and whizz to save getting up and disturbing my sleep.

Do you live in a two up two down terraced house?

I was Joking RT

scottjames30 wrote:

Jake McHale wrote:Never need to go during the night only in the morning but it goes on for ever and i like to do it right in the middle of the toilet bowl so its real loud and annoy's the wife.

Good idea, i might get one, i dont like getting up half asleep, stood on the fat cat once and nearly squashed it.

It is a good idea, i did it once for 2 days when i was stuck in bed and could not get out of bed due to being squashed between two vans.

I knew the pissheads would hijack this thread.

https://youtu.be/vqZ1MLts1yw
And I'm in good company!!