Is Natasha 'real'?

Lofty_Love wrote:

She is a beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent articulate, successful business woman, who runs her own company but still manages to never work on Saturdays and get to every Bolton match which always disgust her as she hates watching 'overpaid ponce's' but continues week in week out. She also has extraordinary strength for such a slender figured person and almost weekly has a enjoys a good battering of whoever is silly enough to disagree with her. On top of this she led a previous life as a professional footballer who could smash in those 25 yard volleys, clear balls off the line whilst breaking a leg, run the whole 90 mins with total ease, shake off her injuries and go again next week, not like those other ponces, needing 9 months to recover from a double leg fracture.

Lofty_Love wrote:I don't think shes real, never have really.

The most obvious thing is how can someone who runs her own business go on boltonnuts 24/7.

Lets face it, if everything she has said is true then:

She is a beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent articulate, successful business woman, who runs her own company but still manages to never work on Saturdays and get to every Bolton match which always disgust her as she hates watching 'overpaid ponce's' but continues week in week out. She also has extraordinary strength for such a slender figured person and almost weekly has a enjoys a good battering of whoever is silly enough to disagree with her. On top of this she led a previous life as a professional footballer who could smash in those 25 yard volleys, clear balls off the line whilst breaking a leg, run the whole 90 mins with total ease, shake off her injuries and go again next week, not like those other ponces, needing 9 months to recover from a double leg fracture.

And for all her hatred towards football, its manager, chairmen and players she still found love in her heart for good old Bury Legend Dave Nugent and endeavours in her quest to make herself utterly miserable every Saturday and complain about it, every Saturday... until of course we get relegated, and she says that she will no longer watch the Wanderers, perhaps we will win to much for her liking next season? wheres the challenge in watching that.



Natasha may be her name, but I think she has made an online character, the Natasha we know.

Not that I mind though, I find it entertaining

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Lofty_Love wrote:

She is a beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent articulate, successful business woman, who runs her own company but still manages to never work on Saturdays and get to every Bolton match which always disgust her as she hates watching 'overpaid ponce's' but continues week in week out. She also has extraordinary strength for such a slender figured person and almost weekly has a enjoys a good battering of whoever is silly enough to disagree with her. On top of this she led a previous life as a professional footballer who could smash in those 25 yard volleys, clear balls off the line whilst breaking a leg, run the whole 90 mins with total ease, shake off her injuries and go again next week, not like those other ponces, needing 9 months to recover from a double leg fracture.

I'd like this on my headstone when I die.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Rebel, please link me to one post where I claimed to be beautiful.

Natasha Whittam wrote:
I choose Serinda Swan/Taylor Cole because people say I look like them.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Rebel, please link me to one post where I claimed to be beautiful.

TheHateCamel wrote:Is it too late to own up to not being a real camel?

TheHateCamel wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:Rebel, please link me to one post where I claimed to be beautiful.

Well, claiming to be told regularly that you look like the women on your avatar (whom you have to admit are two truly stunning women) constitutes as claiming to be beautiful. That and the modelling thing. Unless of course you were a hand model, then you could post an avatar of a slender meat hook I suppose.
I was Rhys Ifans' stunt arse in four weddings. Not really but I could have been.

Anyway, I am a real camel so nur! Well, I have a hump.
And Rhys Ifans' arse.

TheHateCamel wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:Rebel, please link me to one post where I claimed to be beautiful.

Well, claiming to be told regularly that you look like the women on your avatar (whom you have to admit are two truly stunning women) constitutes as claiming to be beautiful. That and the modelling thing. Unless of course you were a hand model, then you could post an avatar of a slender meat hook I suppose.
I was Rhys Ifans' stunt arse in four weddings. Not really but I could have been.

Anyway, I am a real camel so nur! Well, I have a hump.
And Rhys Ifans' arse.

OneOinCoyle wrote:

TheHateCamel wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:Rebel, please link me to one post where I claimed to be beautiful.

Well, claiming to be told regularly that you look like the women on your avatar (whom you have to admit are two truly stunning women) constitutes as claiming to be beautiful. That and the modelling thing. Unless of course you were a hand model, then you could post an avatar of a slender meat hook I suppose.
I was Rhys Ifans' stunt arse in four weddings. Not really but I could have been.

Anyway, I am a real camel so nur! Well, I have a hump.
And Rhys Ifans' arse.

I believed every word of this but then thought about it and Ryhs Ifans wasn't even in Four Weddings. So now I don't know what to believe.

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

I have to admit...

I dont believe the hooker tale either...

TheHateCamel wrote:Dammit!!! That other Hugh grant film then, the one with the Duck faced american bint that's paid too much for not being able to act. You know the one, has a penchant for glamorising prostitution.

doffcocker wrote:I can think of several posters I'd rather disappear than Natasha.
Aside from all the rubbish about depression which lets her down, nothing she writes manages to irritate me.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

doffcocker wrote:I can think of several posters I'd rather disappear than Natasha.
Aside from all the rubbish about depression which lets her down, nothing she writes manages to irritate me.

I reckon I'm your inspiration in life....you have a lot of anger inside you and I feel my work is helping you to channel it properly on here.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:
I've always assumed she is 100% real.