Is Natasha 'real'?

I can think of several posters I'd rather disappear than Natasha.
Aside from all the rubbish about depression which lets her down, nothing she writes manages to irritate me.

OneOinCoyle wrote:

TheHateCamel wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:Rebel, please link me to one post where I claimed to be beautiful.

Well, claiming to be told regularly that you look like the women on your avatar (whom you have to admit are two truly stunning women) constitutes as claiming to be beautiful. That and the modelling thing. Unless of course you were a hand model, then you could post an avatar of a slender meat hook I suppose.
I was Rhys Ifans' stunt arse in four weddings. Not really but I could have been.

Anyway, I am a real camel so nur! Well, I have a hump.
And Rhys Ifans' arse.

I believed every word of this but then thought about it and Ryhs Ifans wasn't even in Four Weddings. So now I don't know what to believe.

Dammit!!! That other Hugh grant film then, the one with the Duck faced american bint that's paid too much for not being able to act. You know the one, has a penchant for glamorising prostitution.

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

I have to admit...

I dont believe the hooker tale either...

It was 100% true to a certain point.

You'd change your name to Natasha Whittam if you were christened Richard Upritchard.

She's actually a lollipop man from Bamber Bridge.

TheHateCamel wrote:Dammit!!! That other Hugh grant film then, the one with the Duck faced american bint that's paid too much for not being able to act. You know the one, has a penchant for glamorising prostitution.

Notting Hill.

doffcocker wrote:I can think of several posters I'd rather disappear than Natasha.
Aside from all the rubbish about depression which lets her down, nothing she writes manages to irritate me.

I reckon I'm your inspiration in life....you have a lot of anger inside you and I feel my work is helping you to channel it properly on here.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

doffcocker wrote:I can think of several posters I'd rather disappear than Natasha.
Aside from all the rubbish about depression which lets her down, nothing she writes manages to irritate me.

I reckon I'm your inspiration in life....you have a lot of anger inside you and I feel my work is helping you to channel it properly on here.

I think that's fair to an extent.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:
I've always assumed she is 100% real.

You little fibber!

She's is certainly nicer than she used to be

Whether she is what she say,s she is or not doesn,t matter. She is my favorite poster by a mile and IF she is for real she is a big turn on.

She still never responds to simple conversational questions like 'what business do you have?'

she tells us so much how she is a rich, posh, beautiful and successful businesswoman...but NEVER talks about her comapany and spends all day on a forum. also she never seems to work weekends....

she just seems to be either a pretentious ex 'WAG' type (or a a wannabe wag type) or a complete fake, who is in fact a dole dossing WUM with a dream...and an internet persona.

sorry...

I think Angry Dad wants to tap that.

Natasha would have to be pretty thick to disclose personal details on here or anywhere else on the Internet for that matter. I think that everyone has to accept that people on here are as real as their avatar and get on with it.
I live with Natasha and she's OK if a little pushy. If you really want to know, she is good looking in a stereotypical kind of way, has a nice body but she's not that good in the sack as she has trouble "letting go" - sex isn't really her thing especially if she doesn't feel in control. Her only regrets in life are that she isn't quite rich enough to afford proper staff and wished she understood football. But she's not a bad person at heart so give her a break.

wanderlust wrote:
I live with Natasha and she's OK if a little pushy. If you really want to know, she is good looking in a stereotypical kind of way, has a nice body but she's not that good in the sack as she has trouble "letting go" - sex isn't really her thing especially if she doesn't feel in control. Her only regrets in life are that she isn't quite rich enough to afford proper staff and wished she understood football. But she's not a bad person at heart so give her a break.

Nuggy, is that you?

wanderlust wrote:Natasha would have to be pretty thick to disclose personal details on here or anywhere else on the Internet for that matter. I think that everyone has to accept that people on here are as real as their avatar and get on with it.
I live with Natasha and she's OK if a little pushy. If you really want to know, she is good looking in a stereotypical kind of way, has a nice body but she's not that good in the sack as she has trouble "letting go" - sex isn't really her thing especially if she doesn't feel in control. Her only regrets in life are that she isn't quite rich enough to afford proper staff and wished she understood football. But she's not a bad person at heart so give her a break.

I understand what you mean...

but im not asking for her bank account number and sort code. every day on here people talk about personal lives on a limited level, people know i have a little boy, have split up with his mum and vaguely what type of buisness im in...

she always avoids general conversational questions, I think its to hide the fact that she is a fraud (but a bloody good one) really.

I also like her as a poster, I just think she not who she makes out to be...

Reebok_Rebel wrote:She still never responds to simple conversational questions like 'what business do you have?'

she tells us so much how she is a rich, posh, beautiful and successful businesswoman...but NEVER talks about her comapany and spends all day on a forum. also she never seems to work weekends....

So I'm fake because I don't name the company I work for?

Is this your first day on the internet?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Reebok_Rebel wrote:She still never responds to simple conversational questions like 'what business do you have?'

she tells us so much how she is a rich, posh, beautiful and successful businesswoman...but NEVER talks about her comapany and spends all day on a forum. also she never seems to work weekends....

So I'm fake because I don't name the company I work for?

Is this your first day on the internet?

again...ive never said 'were do you work'

I just asked what is this successful business you run?

you always seem to fade away or come back with some answer that detracts from the question...

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

I understand what you mean...

but im not asking for her bank account number and sort code. every day on here people talk about personal lives on a limited level, people know i have a little boy, have split up with his mum and vaguely what type of buisness im in...

she always avoids general conversational questions, I think its to hide the fact that she is a fraud (but a bloody good one) really.

I also like her as a poster, I just think she not who she makes out to be...

Rebel, I've been around Bolton forums for 8 years or so, in that time a lot of my working life has been part of my posts. Forgive me if I don't give every new poster a run down of my career and love life.

Anyway, you know I used to date David Nugent and shared a jacuzzi with Dean Holdsworth & Paulo Di Canio - does it get more personal than that?

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

again...ive never said 'were do you work'

I just asked what is this successful business you run?

you always seem to fade away or come back with some answer that detracts from the question...

I work for an advertising agency in Manchester City Centre. Have you now got an erection?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

again...ive never said 'were do you work'

I just asked what is this successful business you run?

you always seem to fade away or come back with some answer that detracts from the question...

I work for an advertising agency in Manchester City Centre. Have you now got an erection?

no...

bit of an anti climax that, I thought you ran your own company