Masturbation: My Dilemma (Update)

gloswhite wrote:What happens if you work on flexi-time? Nat, this is all rubbish, because quite simply, whether he was doing that or not, there is a decency aspect to this. If he wishes to batter himself into submission, then I have no doubt he will be able to, if he wasn't in view of everyone else. If your company were really taken to court, then your legal team should have told you of this. Also, I doubt very much a legal declaration would use the term 'spunk'. Have to say though, this item is quite funny.

SPUNK. Vulgar slang for ejaculated semen

gloswhite wrote:What happens if you work on flexi-time? Nat, this is all rubbish, because quite simply, whether he was doing that or not, there is a decency aspect to this. If he wishes to batter himself into submission, then I have no doubt he will be able to, if he wasn't in view of everyone else. If your company were really taken to court, then your legal team should have told you of this. Also, I doubt very much a legal declaration would use the term 'spunk'. Have to say though, this item is quite funny.

largehat wrote:I thought the judge might have used the term 'ejaculate' but that can be misheard as 'chocolate'.

largehat wrote:I thought the judge might have used the term 'ejaculate' but that can be misheard as 'chocolate'.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

largehat wrote:I thought the judge might have used the term 'ejaculate' but that can be misheard as 'chocolate'.

You mean "JACKALIT"