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Pissed Wet Through

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1Pissed Wet Through Empty Pissed Wet Through Mon Jan 01 2018, 19:09

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Fuck me, I'm sat near the back of the lower tier and I'm still getting wet. How the fuck does that happen? Which bellend designed this stadium? If I'm covered I shouldn't be getting wet.

It's bad enough that I have to sit with common people, but getting wet in a covered stand is taking the piss. I'm supposed to be going swinging with Cecil later tonight, but my hair looks like I've had a 1970's perm. I might end up with KP looking like this.

It's 2017, not 1917, surely it's time for the fans to be inside and warm. If they put some sort of large patio door on the front of all the stands we could all watch the game in comfort, wearing t-shirts. And in the warmer months the door could be opened up.

I bet the shit weather took 3,000 off the gate today, that's £75k or so the club has lost out on. I bet it wouldn't cost more than that for huge double glazed doors, especially if Safestyle Windows had a New Year sale on.

Admit it, you'd enjoy the match more if you didn't have to brave the crap weather. Are you with me?

2Pissed Wet Through Empty Re: Pissed Wet Through Mon Jan 01 2018, 19:35

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

A bloke a few rows down from me brings his own cushion. I couldn't do it.

Try standing on the embankment at Burnden during a downpour.

We were real men then.

3Pissed Wet Through Empty Re: Pissed Wet Through Mon Jan 01 2018, 19:55

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:Try standing on the embankment at Burnden during a downpour.

We were real men then.

That was in 1923. It's fooking 2018, we shouldn't be getting wet at football matches. Not unless Rob Earnshaw is playing.

4Pissed Wet Through Empty Re: Pissed Wet Through Mon Jan 01 2018, 20:05

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

:sick:

5Pissed Wet Through Empty Re: Pissed Wet Through Mon Jan 01 2018, 20:08

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Try standing on the embankment at Burnden during a downpour.

We were real men then.

That was in 1923. It's fooking 2018, we shouldn't be getting wet at football matches. Not unless Rob Earnshaw is playing.
Nat,you need to try harder than this.
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6Pissed Wet Through Empty Re: Pissed Wet Through Mon Jan 01 2018, 20:33

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You bastard, as if I'd be caught dead wearing wellies.

7Pissed Wet Through Empty Re: Pissed Wet Through Mon Jan 01 2018, 20:37

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Razz

8Pissed Wet Through Empty Re: Pissed Wet Through Mon Jan 01 2018, 22:51

Leeds_Trotter


El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

I think everybody got wet when they saw Madine's FK today. I jizzed a little.

9Pissed Wet Through Empty Re: Pissed Wet Through Tue Jan 02 2018, 09:28

bryan458

bryan458
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

Earnshaw is off the hook now as the most mingin player ever, his mantle has well and truly been taken by Dwight Gale !!!!!

10Pissed Wet Through Empty Re: Pissed Wet Through Tue Jan 02 2018, 10:55

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

bryan458 wrote:Earnshaw is off the hook now as the most mingin player ever, his mantle has well and truly been taken by Dwight Gale !!!!!

Another serious thread ruined by bullshit.

If Ken was truly committed to BWFC he'd implement my idea.

11Pissed Wet Through Empty Re: Pissed Wet Through Tue Jan 02 2018, 10:59

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

i feel your pain Nat i was soaked and freezing in the East lower (about half way up) and i lost the feeling in my lower legs and feet towards the end of the game.

12Pissed Wet Through Empty Re: Pissed Wet Through Tue Jan 02 2018, 11:04

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:i feel your pain Nat i was soaked and freezing in the East lower (about half way up) and i lost the feeling in my lower legs and feet towards the end of the game.

But you'll be back there next home game doing it all over again. Foolish.

If you were at your favourite restaurant and there was a big hole in the roof pouring rain onto your fish and chips, would you go back? Would you fook.

13Pissed Wet Through Empty Re: Pissed Wet Through Tue Jan 02 2018, 11:13

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Of course i'll be there, following the Super Whites is more addictive than crack.

The wife and kids were begging me not to go yesterday but it was my chance to get a bit of peace from them all and even though the weather was shite it was well worth it Very Happy

14Pissed Wet Through Empty Re: Pissed Wet Through Tue Jan 02 2018, 11:55

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Nat,have you considered joining the Bolton Belles? They were conspicuous by their absence yesterday,and I'm sure you could show them a few moves.

15Pissed Wet Through Empty Re: Pissed Wet Through Tue Jan 02 2018, 12:44

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Admit it, you'd enjoy the match more if you didn't have to brave the crap weather. Are you with me?

I have the perfect solution. Move to Norfolk, buy an armchair.

On second thoughts, don't.

16Pissed Wet Through Empty Re: Pissed Wet Through Tue Jan 02 2018, 13:02

bryan458

bryan458
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

Natasha Whittam wrote:
bryan458 wrote:Earnshaw is off the hook now as the most mingin player ever, his mantle has well and truly been taken by Dwight Gale !!!!!

Another serious thread ruined by bullshit.

If Ken was truly committed to BWFC he'd implement my idea.
That was in 1923. It's fooking 2018, we shouldn't be getting wet at football matches. Not unless Rob Earnshaw is playing.

Seriously !!!!!! Laughing Mad Very Happy

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