When Do You Become A Dirty Old Man?

bwfc71 wrote:Thanks for the compliment Tash - you are back on the Christmas Card list, but yes, RT, I am the big 4-0.

So are you going to share with the board how to pull a younger woman? I have a pen and paper ready...

Natasha, you're a young , attractive lady, maybe you can bring this rabble into line, and give us all some hope for how we should behave when we should know better Maybe I could help by describing my wonderfully attractive traits: Young(ish) smart(ish), witty, (once, last year), fit (I lie), sense of humour, (only thing I have left that works)

Even having a Jag doesn't work, it only attracts the older lady who like the comfy seats ! (and the missus gets pee'd off having to sit in the back)

gloswhite wrote:Natasha, you're a young , attractive lady, maybe you can bring this rabble into line, and give us all some hope for how we should behave when we should know better

I'm 32 now GW, hardly a young girl anymore.

What I will say is that any woman, no matter how old, wants men to look at her - even if she's 21 and hotter than Kelly Brook.

I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in the mirror and see an old bastard and I realise it's me.

bwfc71 wrote:Shit I really cannot comment on this as the woman I am with is 17 years younger than me! So I presume that either makes me very lucky or a really dirty old man!

Do you keep her locked in your basement? You strike me as the type.

My wife is thirteen years younger than me and looks like a bloody schoolgirl,she answered the door to a man that had called earlier in the day when i answered and he said is your dad in!!!! i felt like shit.

Angry Dad wrote:My wife is thirteen years younger than me and looks like a bloody schoolgirl,she answered the door to a man that had called earlier in the day when i answered and he said is your dad in!!!! i felt like shit.

I don't know why, you should be chuffed!

Passi wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:My wife is thirteen years younger than me and looks like a bloody schoolgirl,she answered the door to a man that had called earlier in the day when i answered and he said is your dad in!!!! i felt like shit.

I don't know why, you should be chuffed!

Yeah i am really but she kept coming out with the daddy jokes for ages like am i a naughty girl daddy.

Banks of the Croal wrote:Remember when i was younger,seeing this bloke hanging around schools, ugly looking cunt, with his hand in his pocket trying to catch a mouse.

Could never understand why he was allowed to do it.

RT has stopped doing it now,

Yeah, Magoo took over in 1983.

Mr Magoo wrote:

Banks of the Croal wrote:Remember when i was younger,seeing this bloke hanging around schools, ugly looking cunt, with his hand in his pocket trying to catch a mouse.

Could never understand why he was allowed to do it.

RT has stopped doing it now,

Except in my case, back then I had a rat and not a mouse.

I don't think I know anyone hotter than Kelly Brook, although I am conducting research into the matter.

You know you are getting old when you look at a beautiful 19 year old girl and you find yourself thinking, ' I wonder what her mother looks like.'

Can't say I've ever had that problem

It's because I know I have no chance with the daughter!

I know the feeling !

We are a bunch of sad old gits. I'm nearly as old as Natasha and it's starting to worry me. AAAHHHHHHH.

Angry Dad wrote:

Passi wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:My wife is thirteen years younger than me and looks like a bloody schoolgirl,she answered the door to a man that had called earlier in the day when i answered and he said is your dad in!!!! i felt like shit.

I don't know why, you should be chuffed!

Yeah i am really but she kept coming out with the daddy jokes for ages like am i a naughty girl daddy.

That could be fun in the right context...

Bolton Hater wrote:

bwfc71 wrote:Shit I really cannot comment on this as the woman I am with is 17 years younger than me! So I presume that either makes me very lucky or a really dirty old man!

Do you keep her locked in your basement? You strike me as the type.

Now thats where Dingles and Boltonians differ... Dingles are very deviant in ways like that and assume its normal practice whereas us Boltonians are actually civilised and realise that such a practice should only be left to deviant dingles, as its wrong on so many levels (just like dingles)

Passi wrote:

bwfc71 wrote:Thanks for the compliment Tash - you are back on the Christmas Card list, but yes, RT, I am the big 4-0.

So are you going to share with the board how to pull a younger woman? I have a pen and paper ready...

Just kinda happened as we were friends first, friends for a couple of years to be exact.