When Do You Become A Dirty Old Man?

Do they accept cards at brothels?

gloswhite wrote:I don't think I know anyone hotter than Kelly Brook, although I am conducting research into the matter.

I think she has huge size 9 feet a massive turn off.Size 5 is the max for me and 4 is perfect.

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:this thread scares me, i don't want to get old !

It beats dying young which is the only alternative.

Angry Dad wrote:

gloswhite wrote:I don't think I know anyone hotter than Kelly Brook, although I am conducting research into the matter.

I think she has huge size 9 feet a massive turn off.Size 5 is the max for me and 4 is perfect.

Can't say my eyes really go to her feet when I look at her.

aaron_bwfc wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:

gloswhite wrote:I don't think I know anyone hotter than Kelly Brook, although I am conducting research into the matter.

I think she has huge size 9 feet a massive turn off.Size 5 is the max for me and 4 is perfect.

Can't say my eyes really go to her feet when I look at her.

yeah but i do and id be thinking sideshow bob.

My feet are size nine and I have never had a problem with them. I think Kelly Brook is gorgeous. You don't look at the mantelpiece when you are poking the fire.

Passi wrote:

So my question is this: am I a dirty old man?

Yes. Next question.

Reebok Trotter wrote:My feet are size nine and I have never had a problem with them. I think Kelly Brook is gorgeous. You don't look at the mantelpiece when you are poking the fire.

I do where else do you look unless you got eyes where your balls are!!!anyway who wants a woman with feet like a man

If the woman is Kelly Brook, I do.

Perhaps Sir Nuts Dad is the most qualified to answer this question ?

Jayne, is that really your picture? You are indeed aptly named

gloswhite wrote:Jayne, is that really your picture? You are indeed aptly named

I doubt it.

I doubt it too!

(and all I can see is a red cross in a small box!).