Frog Through My Letterbox

Angry Dad wrote:Some years ago an envelope was on my door mat i opened it inside was a dead budgie with a note pinned to it, it said you like birds so go fuck this one.

Been shagging someone’s Mrs AD?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Maybe it’s because your a C U Next Tuesday.

I'm sorry, I don't speak dickhead code.

It's a dead frog. In my penthouse. Show some fucking respect.

I agree. Think we should hold a minute's silence for the poor little fella.

Just arrived home to find a squirrel stuck in my letterbox.

This is getting quite weird.

How the fuck do you catch a squirrel in the first place?

I am calling the police after tea.

Wait till the end of the week in case you get any more delivered then box all the animals up and send them to Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall as he likes cooking road kill!

Glad you think this is funny.

I can't get the squirrel's head out of the letterbox.

How bigs it head ffs?

Boggersbelief wrote:How bigs it head ffs?

That's the problem you have with this?

I have a slim letterbox. Whoever did the deed put it through feet first but the head stopped it going all the way through.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Glad you think this is funny.

I can't get the squirrel's head out of the letterbox.

Maybe you need to open your flap more to get it out?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:How bigs it head ffs?

That's the problem you have with this?

I have a slim letterbox. Whoever did the deed put it through feet first but the head stopped it going all the way through.

What if you receive a chunky letter?

Boggersbelief wrote:What if you receive a chunky letter?

Yes, this is just the time to debate my postage habits.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:What if you receive a chunky letter?

Yes, this is just the time to debate my postage habits.

Well have you tried opening up your flap more to either pull or push it out???

You need to seek therapy you bloody pervert.

This is serious.

it was a serious question love!

Who has the perverted mind now!!!

My letterbox doesn't have any flaps, just a stiff brush.

I've managed to get the head out. It's made a right mess of my carpet.

Natasha Whittam wrote:My letterbox doesn't have any flaps, just a stiff brush.

I've managed to get the head out. It's made a right mess of my carpet.

Thought you only saw those letterboxes on council estates

It sounds a rough area !

Boggersbelief wrote:Thought you only saw those letterboxes on council estates

As if you'd know what letterboxes are like in a penthouse.

Cajunboy wrote:It sounds a rough area !

The doorman has failed me miserably.