Frog Through My Letterbox

Maybe the squirrel thought the frog was made of rubber, and came in after it. Nothing a squirrel likes more than a rubber frog.

All I can say now is that it sounds like Nat’s flap and bush are buggered!

Phoned the police. They refused to take away the frog & squirrel for DNA evidence. I don't know why I pay my taxes.

I have requested CCTV from the building owners.

We could have a sweep on what's coming through next.

I'm convinced one of you knows already.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm convinced one of you knows already.

If someone shoves a slipper through, it's some bastard trying to incriminate ME. So don't even think about it.
Whoever you are.

boltonbonce wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm convinced one of you knows already.

If someone shoves a slipper through, it's some bastard trying to incriminate ME. So don't even think about it.
Whoever you are.

Fuckwits.

I've boarded the letterbox up in case someone decides to slip a snake through it while I'm sleeping.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Fuckwits.

I've boarded the letterbox up in case someone decides to slip a snake through it while I'm sleeping.

Have you made sure your windows are closed too?

karlypants wrote:Have you made sure your windows are closed too?

I'm 25 floors up.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:Have you made sure your windows are closed too?

I'm 25 floors up.

And? There are some really long snakes you know!

karlypants wrote:And? There are some really long snakes you know!

To be fair, you'd know better than anyone.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:And? There are some really long snakes you know!

To be fair, you'd know better than anyone.

I nearly choked on my sushi reading that.

For the record, I wasn't suggesting you had a long snake, just that you'd gobbled on enough to know what was out there.

karlypants wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Some years ago an envelope was on my door mat i opened it inside was a dead budgie with a note pinned to it, it said you like birds so go fuck this one.

Been shagging someone’s Mrs AD?

The neighbour across the road at the time was working in his garden and told me the only person he saw that day go through the gate and up the drive was a very young girl on a push bike so i don't have a clue.

And the award for the most bizarre thread of 2018 goes to..........

I'm scared to go home tonight. I'm expecting an elephant shoved through my box.

Breadman has to be a major suspect. I know for a fact he wanders his local golf course, looking for small animals that have  fatally succumbed to a stray golf ball.
He normally stuffs them,then arranges them in provocative poses at the bottom of his garden, much to the chagrin of the neighbours.
I fear he may have found another hobby.

Breadman is definitely on the suspect list, but sluffy has been awfully quiet of late. And you can't rule out KP and BTID, they've always had it in for me.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Breadman is definitely on the suspect list, but sluffy has been awfully quiet of late. And you can't rule out KP and BTID, they've always had it in for me.

Could be a cry for help from Magoo.