Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work?

Natasha Whittam · 1 Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 13:39

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This morning one of my staff came in drunk. He openly admitted he'd been drinking until 3am and couldn't even remember how he got to work.

I sent him home with his P45 sellotaped to his coat.

Have you ever been drunk at work? Did anyone notice? Do you work better after a couple of pints?

Guest · 2 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 13:40

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nope, i don't drink.

Natasha Whittam · 3 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 13:41

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y2johnny wrote:nope, i don't drink.

The only reason people don't drink is because something major happened to them in the past involving alcohol. Did you once wake up in Magoo's bed with wool all over your knob?

Guest · 4 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 13:42

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:nope, i don't drink.

The only reason people don't drink is because something major happened to them in the past involving alcohol. Did you once wake up in Magoo's bed with wool all over your knob?

yes, yes i did

Natasha Whittam · 5 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 13:43

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y2johnny wrote:

yes, yes i did

My heart goes out to you. You're right never to drink again.

Boggersbelief · 6 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 13:44

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Prestons business woman of the year employs pissheads. Seems legit

Guest · 7 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 13:44

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

yes, yes i did

My heart goes out to you. You're right never to drink again.

Wool was magoo's nickname at the time

Natasha Whittam · 8 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 13:46

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Boggersbelief wrote:Prestons business woman of the year employs pissheads. Seems legit

I sacked him. Or was I supposed to know in advance he was a pisshead?

Boggersbelief · 9 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 13:47

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Prestons business woman of the year employs pissheads. Seems legit

I sacked him. Or was I supposed to know in advance he was a pisshead?

You can usually spot a pisshead a mile off

boltonbonce · 10 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 13:50

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Romania has a lot of pisshead problems. Drivers need to be aware.
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Mr Magoo · 11 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 13:58

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scottjames30 · 12 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 15:37

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I once passed a CFT drunk (from the night before) once.

gloswhite · 13 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 17:31

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Caring, sharing, management in action. Indeed, a sight to behold. Smile

(Did you tip off the police that a drunkard was about to drive from your car park, when he was sent home? ) :cop:

Copper Dragon · 14 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 18:34

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I remember the last time you started this exact same thread topic.

Is the material drying up?

boltonbonce · 15 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 18:39

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She's pissed.

Norpig · 16 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 18:57

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Copper Dragon wrote:I remember the last time you started this exact same thread topic.

Is the material drying up?

to be fair Copper it must be hard keeping up all the multiple accounts and coming up with more and more bollocks

BoltonTillIDie · 17 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 21:27

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Never been drunk at work, felt a bit "fresh" after a couple of beers on lunch on the odd occasion but that's it.

Soul Kitchen · 18 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 22:07

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Boggersbelief wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Prestons business woman of the year employs pissheads. Seems legit

I sacked him. Or was I supposed to know in advance he was a pisshead?

You can usually spot a pisshead a mile off

That's why you'd never get a job working for her. Good spot Nat!

Soul Kitchen · 19 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 22:10

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Norpig wrote:

Copper Dragon wrote:I remember the last time you started this exact same thread topic.

Is the material drying up?

to be fair Copper it must be hard keeping up all the multiple accounts and coming up with more and more bollocks

Bollotom2014 · 20 Re: Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work? Mon Jan 12 2015, 22:48

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He'll be back with his lawyer. No investigation, warning, grievance procedure not explained and company help for those having drink or drug problems and no interview without coffee and biccies. Cost you a lorra dosh. Unless you run a sandwich bar from the boot of your car. What a Face

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