Have You Ever Been Drunk At Work?

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam

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This morning one of my staff came in drunk. He openly admitted he'd been drinking until 3am and couldn't even remember how he got to work.

I sent him home with his P45 sellotaped to his coat.

Have you ever been drunk at work? Did anyone notice? Do you work better after a couple of pints?

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nope, i don't drink.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam

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y2johnny wrote:nope, i don't drink.

The only reason people don't drink is because something major happened to them in the past involving alcohol. Did you once wake up in Magoo's bed with wool all over your knob?

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:nope, i don't drink.

The only reason people don't drink is because something major happened to them in the past involving alcohol. Did you once wake up in Magoo's bed with wool all over your knob?

yes, yes i did

Natasha Whittam

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y2johnny wrote:

yes, yes i did

My heart goes out to you. You're right never to drink again.

Boggersbelief

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Prestons business woman of the year employs pissheads. Seems legit

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

yes, yes i did

My heart goes out to you. You're right never to drink again.

Wool was magoo's nickname at the time

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Boggersbelief wrote:Prestons business woman of the year employs pissheads. Seems legit

I sacked him. Or was I supposed to know in advance he was a pisshead?

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Prestons business woman of the year employs pissheads. Seems legit

I sacked him. Or was I supposed to know in advance he was a pisshead?

You can usually spot a pisshead a mile off

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Romania has a lot of pisshead problems. Drivers need to be aware.
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scottjames30

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I once passed a CFT drunk (from the night before) once.

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Caring, sharing, management in action. Indeed, a sight to behold. Smile

(Did you tip off the police that a drunkard was about to drive from your car park, when he was sent home? ) :cop:

Copper Dragon

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I remember the last time you started this exact same thread topic.

Is the material drying up?

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She's pissed.

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Copper Dragon wrote:I remember the last time you started this exact same thread topic.

Is the material drying up?

to be fair Copper it must be hard keeping up all the multiple accounts and coming up with more and more bollocks

BoltonTillIDie

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Never been drunk at work, felt a bit "fresh" after a couple of beers on lunch on the odd occasion but that's it.

Soul Kitchen

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Boggersbelief wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Prestons business woman of the year employs pissheads. Seems legit

I sacked him. Or was I supposed to know in advance he was a pisshead?

You can usually spot a pisshead a mile off

That's why you'd never get a job working for her. Good spot Nat!

Soul Kitchen

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Norpig wrote:

Copper Dragon wrote:I remember the last time you started this exact same thread topic.

Is the material drying up?

to be fair Copper it must be hard keeping up all the multiple accounts and coming up with more and more bollocks

Bollotom2014

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He'll be back with his lawyer. No investigation, warning, grievance procedure not explained and company help for those having drink or drug problems and no interview without coffee and biccies. Cost you a lorra dosh. Unless you run a sandwich bar from the boot of your car. What a Face

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