Have you ever eaten a box of crayons or got a pan stuck on your head?

Just thought I'd join in with the general tone on here today.......

Tell me about it, is it low IQ night on here?

no, not yet.

I once got a pan stuck on my head.
There are certain things I can't resist.
1. Sticking any available tea cosy/pan on my head.
2.Blowing down those kitchen roll tubes when the last sheet is used.
3 Sliding down banisters. I was once asked to leave the Free Trade Hall after succumbing during the interval of a concert. I managed to get out of that one though.
I also have to steer clear of certain types of large plate glass windows.(Bread knows what I'm talking about).
Women don't seem to do these things.

Brown crayons do not taste like chocolate. ITK.

Ive eaten a Man UTD pencil case with everything inside, hope this helps.