Cull List 2

So Liam Feeney walks into the chronology department of Whitakers of Bholton and asks the bhird bhehind the bhench if they sell potato clocks.

"No bhoy" she bhleats.
"We sell alarm clocks, carriage clocks, grandfather clocks and cuckoo clocks but not potato clocks. What's a potato clock anyway?"
"Not sure, but I need one" says Liam. "I'm starting a new job in the morning and the wife says I'll have to get a potato clock."

Oh Jesus......



Get Off!!


Bonce finishes work in a bit and he's gonna be all over this thread.........

I'm saving Victor Meldrew.
We've both got one foot in the grave.

That Victor Meldrew sounds like a right miserable bugger.