Fuck me, that was one of the worst performances I have ever witnessed. Absolutely shocking from start to finish. Make no mistake, Wigan embarrassed us, and but for the woodwork and a world class performance from Amos we would have been looking at a 5 or 6-1 scoreline.
Why is it that 11 professional footballers who command big wages can't even pass a ball 5 yards, control a simple ball, or get within 10 yards of the fucking huge target (the net).
Amos was outstanding. Commanded his area well, made two amazing saves, and should be signed up tonight. The rest were fucking shit.
Amos - 9/10
Mills - 6/10 - probably our best outfield player despite being out of position at right back. Won every header. Shame he's so shit on the ground.
McCarthy - 4/10 - I've seen stronger men in the old folks home round the corner from Whittam Towers. Ponce
Ream - 2/10 - utter fuckwit. When he went down injured in the second half I prayed he would be taken off. Beaten time and time again down our left. Fuck off.
Feeney - 1/10 - You lazy twat. Simply couldn't be arsed. Beaten time and time again down our right, and when attacking didn't have the strength to cross a fucking football. I could control a nuclear bomb better than Feeney controls a football.
Walker - 3/10 - forget his age, he's a so-called professional footballer who can't even do the basics. Absolute shit. Lost count after 200 for the number of times he passed to Wigan players. Lucky goal, probably would have hit the corner flag if it hadn't hit a Wigan player, although it was so weak it probably wouldn't have reached. How old is this ponce because he was fucking knackered after 70 minutes. When I was his age I ran the London marathon wearing a Beaver costume. Fuck off.
Bannan - 0/10 - I'm not convinced he was actually on the pitch. Never saw him. Send the fuckwit back to Palace.
Rochinha - 5/10 - to be fair he looked really threatening when he had the ball at his feet and was running at Wigan, a couple of times he dribbled his way through. But asked to do far too much defending because of the fat donkeys around him and got lost.
Trotter - 0/10 - despite being a big fat bastard he has the physical presence of Ronnie Corbett in a coma. Pushed off the ball more times than I can remember. Failed to control the ball once so can't comment on his passing. Ultra shite. Fuck off.
Le Fondre - 4/10 - worked hard enough but was utter crap. Another one who simply can't control a football and passes to the opposition for fun. Looked about as threatening as Breadman's new car.
Heskey - 4/10 - oh do fuck off. Again, runs his socks off but only has one setting - "jump for the ball and flick it on to nobody". Can't believe he played the whole 90 minutes.
I've defended Lennon all week but I now have my doubts after that showing. Yes, we have major injury problems but this fucking three/five at the back bullshit is fucking tripe. And taking Rochina off rather than putting him further up field was straight out of the Dougie Freedman negative tactics book. Bannan and Trotter were fucking shocking and I don't think we could have played any worse had we played without them.
Sort it out Lennon you cockfaced bellend.