As you all know I crave attention so I've recently become hooked on internet chat rooms.
If you filter out the freaks and bellends (about 99%, just like on Nuts) there are actually some decent people on there.
One guy, Clive, from Toronto in Canada has become a good friend. I've seen his photo and he has a nice shaped penis. And he certainly hasn't been put off by my slightly wonky breasts, describing me as his "English rose with nice boobies". He says the fact I am both beautiful and intelligent turns him on.
Anyway, he's 39, 5'11, athletic build with a bald head. He's some kind of environmental lawyer whatever that is. I joke that he's a lawyer for frogs. How we laugh.
Anyway, he's got some time off work coming up and wants to fly to Preston to meet me. Is it too soon? Am I being too impulsive? Will he be the man in the photo? Could it be one of you twats on here trying to scam me?
And what about his reaction, will I be what he is expecting?
I'm guessing the majority of you geeks can only meet potential partners online, so I need your advice.
If you filter out the freaks and bellends (about 99%, just like on Nuts) there are actually some decent people on there.
One guy, Clive, from Toronto in Canada has become a good friend. I've seen his photo and he has a nice shaped penis. And he certainly hasn't been put off by my slightly wonky breasts, describing me as his "English rose with nice boobies". He says the fact I am both beautiful and intelligent turns him on.
Anyway, he's 39, 5'11, athletic build with a bald head. He's some kind of environmental lawyer whatever that is. I joke that he's a lawyer for frogs. How we laugh.
Anyway, he's got some time off work coming up and wants to fly to Preston to meet me. Is it too soon? Am I being too impulsive? Will he be the man in the photo? Could it be one of you twats on here trying to scam me?
And what about his reaction, will I be what he is expecting?
I'm guessing the majority of you geeks can only meet potential partners online, so I need your advice.