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Should I Meet Him?
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finlaymcdanger
Keegan
boltonbonce
scottjames30
Bwfc1958
gloswhite
karlypants
Natasha Whittam
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43 Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 05 2015, 23:47
Guest
Guest
Nat's favourite song.
Which is ironic, given that she's now the one trapped at the bottom of the pit in Toronto cuddling Precious and begging for mercy.
Nat used to play this as "she" shoved her bits between "her" legs and gyrated round her bedsit.
Cosmic Karmic forces, eh.....?
Which is ironic, given that she's now the one trapped at the bottom of the pit in Toronto cuddling Precious and begging for mercy.
Nat used to play this as "she" shoved her bits between "her" legs and gyrated round her bedsit.
Cosmic Karmic forces, eh.....?
45 Re: Should I Meet Him? Mon Apr 06 2015, 07:34
Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Natasha Whittam wrote:
Anyway, he's got some time off work coming up and wants to fly to Preston to meet me.
Does Preston have an airport?
46 Re: Should I Meet Him? Mon Apr 06 2015, 09:46
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Yes, planes land at Warton International Airport every day.
47 Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12 2015, 11:00
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Clive has arrived and he's a total dickhead. Within 20 minutes of walking through my front door he was lying naked in my bed expected coitus. It's clear he thinks I am a booty call, albeit not a very local one.
I want him out of my penthouse now, is it unfair to expect him to leave after I invited him? I can't stand a week of this bellend.
I want him out of my penthouse now, is it unfair to expect him to leave after I invited him? I can't stand a week of this bellend.
48 Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12 2015, 12:12
okocha
El Hadji Diouf
You are so funny; you make me laugh.......no sarcasm intended.
49 Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12 2015, 12:26
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
okocha wrote:You are so funny; you make me laugh.......no sarcasm intended.
I can't believe you're making light of my situation, I have a real problem here, there's a chubby Canadian sat on my toilet.
He has to go, dead or alive.
50 Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12 2015, 12:34
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Tell him you're a massive fan of Bruce Forsyth,and show him some examples on youtube.
I can normally get rid of unwanted visitors within an hour.
I can normally get rid of unwanted visitors within an hour.
51 Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12 2015, 13:05
Guest
Guest
Lie to him and tell him you dont have a penis. He will be off like a shot.
52 Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12 2015, 13:22
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
y2johnny wrote:Lie to him and tell him you dont have a penis. He will be off like a shot.
I'm sick of your insensitive comments. The mods should step in.
53 Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12 2015, 14:30
Guest
Guest
Just talk to him for a bit.
You won't see him for dust.......
You won't see him for dust.......
54 Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12 2015, 14:32
Guest
Guest
Natasha Whittam wrote:y2johnny wrote:Lie to him and tell him you dont have a penis. He will be off like a shot.
I'm sick of you telling everyone my secrets about my mahoosive dick. The mods should step in.
Sorry
55 Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12 2015, 15:12
Bollotom2014
Andy Walker
You've upset half of Bolton now. Stick with your own, lass. A 'Blow' in Canuckland is a heavy wind, a 'Blow' in Bolton is what it says on the tine. You've been sucked in, to use a metaphor, but keep your pecker up, you might strike lucky in Burnley.
56 Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12 2015, 15:46
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Posts : 38250
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Nat, why don't you just try him out and see how it goes?
It could be your one and only chance of happiness!
It could be your one and only chance of happiness!
57 Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12 2015, 16:31
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:Nat, why don't you just try him out and see how it goes?
It could be your one and only chance of happiness!
He's been on the toilet since 11am.
58 Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12 2015, 16:35
Guest
Guest
Natasha Whittam wrote:karlypants wrote:Nat, why don't you just try him out and see how it goes?
It could be your one and only chance of happiness!
He's been on the toilet since 11am.
That's one long safety wank
59 Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12 2015, 16:36
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Posts : 38250
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Natasha Whittam wrote:karlypants wrote:Nat, why don't you just try him out and see how it goes?
It could be your one and only chance of happiness!
He's been on the toilet since 11am.
Are you sure he is still there?
He could have escaped out of the bathroom window and abseiled down Whittam Towers!
60 Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12 2015, 16:36
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Posts : 38250
Join date : 2012-08-04
y2johnny wrote:Natasha Whittam wrote:karlypants wrote:Nat, why don't you just try him out and see how it goes?
It could be your one and only chance of happiness!
He's been on the toilet since 11am.
That's one long safety wank
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