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Should I Meet Him?

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finlaymcdanger
Keegan
boltonbonce
scottjames30
Bwfc1958
gloswhite
karlypants
Natasha Whittam
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41Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:25 pm

Guest


Guest

Yeah, rub it in Bea'tch!

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42Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:38 pm

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

43Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:47 pm

Guest


Guest

Nat's favourite song.

Which is ironic, given that she's now the one trapped at the bottom of the pit in Toronto cuddling Precious and begging for mercy.

Nat used to play this as "she" shoved her bits between "her" legs and gyrated round her bedsit.

Cosmic Karmic forces, eh.....?

44Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:44 am

Keegan

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45Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:34 am

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Natasha Whittam wrote:


Anyway, he's got some time off work coming up and wants to fly to Preston to meet me.


Does Preston have an airport?

46Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:46 am

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Yes, planes land at Warton International Airport every day.

47Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12, 2015 11:00 am

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Clive has arrived and he's a total dickhead. Within 20 minutes of walking through my front door he was lying naked in my bed expected coitus. It's clear he thinks I am a booty call, albeit not a very local one.

I want him out of my penthouse now, is it unfair to expect him to leave after I invited him? I can't stand a week of this bellend.

48Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:12 pm

okocha

okocha
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

You are so funny; you make me laugh.......no sarcasm intended.

49Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:26 pm

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

okocha wrote:You are so funny; you make me laugh.......no sarcasm intended.

I can't believe you're making light of my situation, I have a real problem here, there's a chubby Canadian sat on my toilet.

He has to go, dead or alive.

50Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:34 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Tell him you're a massive fan of Bruce Forsyth,and show him some examples on youtube.
I can normally get rid of unwanted visitors within an hour.

51Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:05 pm

Guest


Guest

Lie to him and tell him you dont have a penis. He will be off like a shot.

52Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:22 pm

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

y2johnny wrote:Lie to him and tell him you dont have a penis.  He will be off like a shot.  

I'm sick of your insensitive comments. The mods should step in.

53Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:30 pm

Guest


Guest

Just talk to him for a bit.

You won't see him for dust.......

54Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:32 pm

Guest


Guest

Natasha Whittam wrote:
y2johnny wrote:Lie to him and tell him you dont have a penis.  He will be off like a shot.  

I'm sick of you telling everyone my secrets about my mahoosive dick. The mods should step in.

Sorry

55Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:12 pm

Bollotom2014

Bollotom2014
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

You've upset half of Bolton now. Stick with your own, lass. A 'Blow' in Canuckland is a heavy wind, a 'Blow' in Bolton is what it says on the tine. You've been sucked in, to use a metaphor, but keep your pecker up, you might strike lucky in Burnley.

56Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:46 pm

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Nat, why don't you just try him out and see how it goes?

It could be your one and only chance of happiness!

57Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:31 pm

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:Nat, why don't you just try him out and see how it goes?

It could be your one and only chance of happiness!

He's been on the toilet since 11am.

58Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:35 pm

Guest


Guest

Natasha Whittam wrote:
karlypants wrote:Nat, why don't you just try him out and see how it goes?

It could be your one and only chance of happiness!

He's been on the toilet since 11am.

That's one long safety wank

59Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:36 pm

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
karlypants wrote:Nat, why don't you just try him out and see how it goes?

It could be your one and only chance of happiness!

He's been on the toilet since 11am.

Are you sure he is still there?

He could have escaped out of the bathroom window and abseiled down Whittam Towers!

60Should I Meet Him? - Page 3 Empty Re: Should I Meet Him? Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:36 pm

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

y2johnny wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:
karlypants wrote:Nat, why don't you just try him out and see how it goes?

It could be your one and only chance of happiness!

He's been on the toilet since 11am.

That's one long safety wank

Very Happy

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