Johnny's Movie Comp

No and no

A bit of a clue

Its not football as we know it

Water boy

Boggersbelief wrote:Water boy

Along the righr lines but no

Debbie does Dallas

boltonbonce wrote:Debbie does Dallas

No

Right state though

Varsity blues

When the game stands tall

Boggersbelief wrote:Varsity blues

Ding ding ding

We have a winner

And i didnt even have to use my whipped cream bikini clue

Well done boggers

y2johnny wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Varsity blues

Ding ding ding

We have a winner

And i didnt even have to use my whipped cream bikini clue

Well done boggers

You're grounded.

boltonbonce wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Varsity blues

Ding ding ding

We have a winner

And i didnt even have to use my whipped cream bikini clue

Well done boggers

You're grounded.

Seriously i wish i vould be grounded these days. I said to my lad the other day when he gets to my age he will wish he could have a timeout.

My mossis constantly thinks im ill or the toilet breaks i take

Come on johnny we need at least one a day. Get your arse in gear mate 

I will do one today when i am back in the office.

Get some work done you lazy bugger.

I'd do anything for my kids..............

So me and the missus hit a rough patch and ultimately it led to us separating and me not being able to see the kids as much as i wanted.

Rather than go and join fathers for justice i decided to become a tranny.  Anyway, i decided to apply for a job as the kids nanny.  I put on a bit of an accent and stuff and it worked a treat.  i now spend my days looking after them but they don't know it is me............

Mrs. Doubtfire

Mr Magoo wrote:Mrs. Doubtfire

BOOOOM, ten points to magoo

y2johnny wrote:

Rather than go and join fathers for justice i decided to become a tranny.

I thought this was films, not the life story of prominent posters.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Rather than go and join fathers for justice i decided to become a tranny.

I thought this was films, not the life story of prominent posters.

You thought i'd been reading your diary didn't you.

I didn't realise Whittam was standing for parliament in Westhoughton:

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/12930613.Tory_candidate_accused_of_sending_series_of__foul_and_abusive__tweets/