Here's another just for fun.
The town I live in as seen much better days, such much so that the lake it sits on it is so polluted now that its become an health hazzard.
The wife nags on a bit, and because of the news about the lake becoming so bad she's been on at me to depose of some low level bio-wate I've been sort of storing rather than pay to have taken away, immeadiately and properly.
Well what the eye doesn't see and all that. What's the point of being the only mug to pay for disposal when everybody else dumps it in the lake for free?
Yeah I know I shouldn't but I did.
Just my flaming luck to get caught though by the Environment people though. Seems like they want to pin all the blame on me alone.
The wife and kids are taking loads of abuse from the community for my laziness and I think it is best for all if we get out of town.
We leave everything and do a moonlight so to speak, the Mrs and kids seem to be big into the environment so why not head to somewhere clean and pure I figure - Alaska it is then - can't get cleaner or purer than there I reckon.
Well just as we get out the town and people are put into a sort of government quaranteen - nobody allowed in, nobody allowed out.
Alaska is better than I thought it would be, the family's settled, or at least they were until they saw something on the news about the old town being completely 'sanitised' by the Government.
Phew just got out in the nick of time I thought but the wife and kids want to go back and help find other ways of cleaning up the old place.
Now I'm not a bitter man but the way I was treated before I left they can all go rot as far as I'm concerned.
I've dug my heels in about this but the wife feels differently so much so she takes the kids and leaves me.
I finally see sense and follow them back to the old place but just in time to see the Government lay charges to blast the town and everyone in it to kingdom come.
The fool that I am blocked the only escape route out of the town that folks had found, by me coming in that way.
With time and people against me I have to do something quick to save the situation and in a Steve McQueen moment I jump on a motorbike, with my son on the back, scoop up the explosives and drive them away from everyone, where they go off in safety.
I end the day being the hero.
I don't know how I do it really!
Last edited by Sluffy on Tue May 12 2015, 16:25; edited 3 times in total (Reason for editing : spelling mistakes.)