Johnny's Movie Comp

I reckon he's got a deal going with BD. I was busy chauffeuring my missus around. She's just gonna have to walk in future. I need to get a job like what Johnnys got. He seems to have more time than me to post on here and I have the day off!!

I'm currently sat in the car waiting for the other half to reappear with my chicken tikka wrap from the van in Bolton town centre. I you haven't tried them, you should, they are amazing.

Here's another just for fun.

The town I live in as seen much better days, such much so that the lake it sits on it is so polluted now that its become an health hazzard.

The wife nags on a bit, and because of the news about the lake becoming so bad she's been on at me to depose of some low level bio-wate I've been sort of storing rather than pay to have taken away, immeadiately and properly.

Well what the eye doesn't see and all that.  What's the point of being the only mug to pay for disposal when everybody else dumps it in the lake for free?

Yeah I know I shouldn't but I did.

Just my flaming luck to get caught though by the Environment people though.  Seems like they want to pin all the blame on me alone.

The wife and kids are taking loads of abuse from the community for my laziness and I think it is best for all if we get out of town.

We leave everything and do a moonlight so to speak, the Mrs and kids seem to be big into the environment so why not head to somewhere clean and pure I figure - Alaska it is then - can't get cleaner or purer than there I reckon.

Well just as we get out the town and people are put into a sort of government quaranteen - nobody allowed in, nobody allowed out.

Alaska is better than I thought it would be, the family's settled, or at least they were until they saw something on the news about the old town being completely 'sanitised' by the Government.

Phew just got out in the nick of time I thought but the wife and kids want to go back and help find other ways of cleaning up the old place.

Now I'm not a bitter man but the way I was treated before I left they can all go rot as far as I'm concerned.

I've dug my heels in about this but the wife feels differently so much so she takes the kids and leaves me.

I finally see sense and follow them back to the old place but just in time to see the Government lay charges to blast the town and everyone in it to kingdom come.

The fool that I am blocked the only escape route out of the town that folks had found, by me coming in that way.

With time and people against me I have to do something quick to save the situation and in a Steve McQueen moment I jump on a motorbike, with my son on the back, scoop up the explosives and drive them away from everyone, where they go off in safety.

I end the day being the hero.

I don't know how I do it really!

Gettin silly now this. Can't keep up

No points for my film plots - just doing them for fun.

The simpsons movie

y2johnny wrote:The simpsons movie

Correct!

Will we be having another one any time this year johnny?

We will. Not really been in the mood much but will definitely do one tomorrow. Might try and make it an epic one with quote a few different films to get. So lots of points up for grabs.

How did your lad get on at the AJ bell yesterday mate? 

Sorry if it's already been mentioned on another thread and I've missed it.

It was ace. The whole experience just reminded me of going watching bolton at burnden. He loved it. Had a bit of a run with the egg end ended up throwing it in the face of one of their players before he got tackled. Then he made quite a good tackle himself. Might go again to watch before the season is out.

y2johnny wrote:It was ace. The whole experience just reminded me of going watching bolton at burnden. He loved it. Had a bit of a run with the egg end ended up throwing it in the face of one of their players before he got tackled. Then he made quite a good tackle himself. Might go again to watch before the season is out.

Glad he enjoyed it. Did he get on TV?

boltonbonce wrote:

That's brill tha5 video bonce

The lady in the pink is the coach. Patience of a saint. She is brilliant with them.

It's amazing that the video is from about two months ago and the change in them already is huge. The play is alot quicker and tackling a lot fiercer.

You couldn't really see them 58. You could see them in the background playing at half time but that's all.

All the crowd was cheering them on.

So i was trying to get into the land of dreams and instead ended up in a detention centre. After a month of ruling the roost in there a little friend of mine (say hello) said we could get out by killing a man and get our green cards. So i did it. All i dreamed of was being top dog and to do this i had to do a lot of things. Including killing a man who was trying to kill me with a chainsaw.

I then decided to go straight

Although i much preferred hockey i won a couple of bets through smashing golf balls as far as i could. I needed money and i needed
It quick. So i entered a tournament to win a place on the pga tour. I did and i ended up winning the whole thing.

After golf my dark side returned. I had a bit of a drink problem and decided it would be a good idea to dress as a department store father christmas and rob them on xmas eve. It was all going really well until this fat ginger kid made me show my soft side and i got caught.

After coming out of prison i heard my rich incle had died. He had left everything to me on one condition. I had to spend an obscene amount of money but have nothing to show for it by the end of a month. It was a hard slog and i had loads of people trying to stop me but i did it.

So being a billionaire isnt bad but it is boring. I decided to avenge the death of my parents who where killed and would go.out at night looking for their killer whilst fighting bad guys along the way. This nearly got me killed and to everyone around me it did kill me allowing me to start a new life.

The new life i started was as a policeman. I was on a bust when the bad guys got the upperhand and almost killed me. With a little help i was turned into an almost bionic man and was able to exact revenge on the people who turned me into what they did. All in a days work.

Right the missus is out and the littlest is asleep so im smashing some cod time in. Will check back in a bit. Good luck

Happy Gilmore for the golf/hockey story

Robocop, brewsters millions?

Quick guesses.

Scarface
Tin Cup
Bad Santa
Brewsters millions
Spiderman
Robo Cop

Bad Santa