Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II

y2johnny wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Tomorrow is another day.
Goodnight johnny. I forgive you. 

Thanks.

I'm going to sleep now. Knutsford for 7 tomorrow

Knutsford? That's where I'd like to live, or Lymm, if we move back to England one day. Like next year for example.

Cant run wwe from knutsford fin. Sorry, computer says no

finlaymcdanger wrote:

Knutsford? That's where I'd like to live, or Lymm, if we move back to England one day. Like next year for example.

Knutsford and Lymm are very picturesque. I used to enjoy walking around Lymm dam on a nice sunny day.

Don't do anything rash, Fin.

I'm not sure you can just nip out and pick up an organic double wheatgrass and agave with extra goji berries when you fancy one at 4am in Knutsford.

I may be wrong, but I doubt it.

Whatever happened to white dog shit? Don't see it any more.
Must be dietary.

Aah. As you were.

The disappearance of white dog poo is down to what dogs eat these days. 

White dog poop is the calcium left behind as the water evaporates, and the 'organic' components of the poop are consumed (in various ways) leaving the inorganic stuff behind. 

But nowadays dogs don't eat as much bone as they used to, including bone meal. Also, tighter regulation on dogs crapping on pavements means that turds don't hang around for years in public places like they used to, giving them less opportunity to dry out and turn white

WTF! 

karlypants wrote:WTF! 

He's right though. I gave my dogs some lamb chop bones and the next day their poo was white.

I thought that colour was because some lazy buggers couldnt be arsed to clean it up in their back gardens and the sun had got to it!

You learn something new everyday!

karlypants wrote:I thought that colour was because some lazy buggers couldnt be arsed to clean it up in their back gardens and the sun had got to it!

That's what i thought

Is this guy wearing a tea cosy?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-32622396

Either that or it's a trimmed down Bearskin.

Secrets of the Universe: Great Scientists in Their Own Words on BBC4 now.

Only just started but it's right up our street and if you're not already watching it because of the "up at the crack of dawn for work" thingy, I'd recommend you check it out on the iPlayer, mate.

Paul Dirac.

Never heard of him before about five minutes ago but it appears he was a brilliant English physicist who built on Einstein's work and improved it.

Born in Bristol, his Dad made him speak only French as a child and that resulted in him speaking English with a French twang for the rest of his life.

Mad as toast!

I love Science, me.

iplayer for me. Ta.

I post it for the benefit of all you Brucie fans. Go on,press play,you can't help yourselves.

Dave Beasant on the bench for Stevenage tonight. Age 56.

Can you spot Brucie? I can.

you're Brucieitis is getting a lot worse Boncey, consult a medical professional immediately 

boltonbonce wrote:Can you spot Brucie? I can.

if he isn't really there and i spend half an hour looking at that picture trying to find him i will be very upset