Still in bed, lazy bastard!karlypants wrote: I'm going to drag my arse out of bed in a min and put the kettle on.
I notice the first thing you do when you open your eyes is log on to nuts. I think you need to take a break kp.
Still in bed, lazy bastard!karlypants wrote: I'm going to drag my arse out of bed in a min and put the kettle on.
I often do that,karlypants wrote: I'm going to drag my arse out of bed in a min and put the kettle on.
You should walk on all fours like I do.okocha wrote:Hmm....I find that a cap on my arse keeps falling off.....
boltonbonce wrote:Morning all.
Just settling down to breakfast (big bag of Cheddars and a mug of Darjeeling tea) and perusing Betfair in preparation for a big win on the gg's this afternoon(I hope).
Been keeping an eye on here though,and I must say,the behaviour is,as usual a disgrace. I'm thinking of coming back before Aug 1st just to add some much needed class.
And don't get lippy. As a rule of thumb,you shouldn't say anything to me that you couldn't safely say to John Wayne.
Think on.
Good morning.
Bwfc1958 wrote:Still in bed, lazy bastard!karlypants wrote: I'm going to drag my arse out of bed in a min and put the kettle on.
I notice the first thing you do when you open your eyes is log on to nuts. I think you need to take a break kp.
boltonbonce wrote:I often do that,karlypants wrote: I'm going to drag my arse out of bed in a min and put the kettle on.
Can't help feeling I look better in a cap though.
Morning KP.
Breadman wrote:I'm taking it easy today because I've got an infected finger and it's swollen up and hurts like hell.
I went to Tesco last night to try and get some drawing ointment but they didn't have any, so I'm relying on Mrs B to find some in Bolton today.
When the girl behind the Pharmacy counter in Tesco said they didn't have any, for some bizarre reason I blurted out:
"Oh well, serves me right for sticking my finger up the dog's arse, I suppose."
Proper tumble-weed moment, as she (and the women in the queue behind me) looked at me like I'd just dropped my keks and shat on the floor.......
I really must learn to judge my audience better when firing off one-liners in public.
Breadman wrote:I'm taking it easy today because I've got an infected finger and it's swollen up and hurts like hell.
I went to Tesco last night to try and get some drawing ointment but they didn't have any, so I'm relying on Mrs B to find some in Bolton today.
When the girl behind the Pharmacy counter in Tesco said they didn't have any, for some bizarre reason I blurted out:
"Oh well, serves me right for sticking my finger up the dog's arse, I suppose."
Proper tumble-weed moment, as she (and the women in the queue behind me) looked at me like I'd just dropped my keks and shat on the floor.......
I really must learn to judge my audience better when firing off one-liners in public.
Your best behaviour leaves much to be desired. I don't doubt you're responsible for KP wanting to wear a kettle. Kitchen utensils are not for wearing. (I exempt the humble colander of course.)y2johnny wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Morning all.
Just settling down to breakfast (big bag of Cheddars and a mug of Darjeeling tea) and perusing Betfair in preparation for a big win on the gg's this afternoon(I hope).
Been keeping an eye on here though,and I must say,the behaviour is,as usual a disgrace. I'm thinking of coming back before Aug 1st just to add some much needed class.
And don't get lippy. As a rule of thumb,you shouldn't say anything to me that you couldn't safely say to John Wayne.
Think on.
Good morning.
I've been on my best behaviour
Breadman wrote:Cheers Karl.
I've just googled "Cellulitis finger" and the images look just like what I've got.
The NHS website says it can be quite serious and describes one of the symptoms as:
- changes in mental state, such as confusion
So it looks like I've had it for years......
boltonbonce wrote:Your best behaviour leaves much to be desired. I don't doubt you're responsible for KP wanting to wear a kettle. Kitchen utensils are not for wearing. (I exempt the humble colander of course.)y2johnny wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Morning all.
Just settling down to breakfast (big bag of Cheddars and a mug of Darjeeling tea) and perusing Betfair in preparation for a big win on the gg's this afternoon(I hope).
Been keeping an eye on here though,and I must say,the behaviour is,as usual a disgrace. I'm thinking of coming back before Aug 1st just to add some much needed class.
And don't get lippy. As a rule of thumb,you shouldn't say anything to me that you couldn't safely say to John Wayne.
Think on.
Good morning.
I've been on my best behaviour
As for Bread.......
Breadman wrote:Cheers Karl.
I've just googled "Cellulitis finger" and the images look just like what I've got.
The NHS website says it can be quite serious and describes one of the symptoms as:
- changes in mental state, such as confusion
So it looks like I've had it for years......
That's the last time I have a medical with you kp. I think I'll book in with sluffy or btid from now on.karlypants wrote:Breadman wrote:Cheers Karl.
I've just googled "Cellulitis finger" and the images look just like what I've got.
The NHS website says it can be quite serious and describes one of the symptoms as:
- changes in mental state, such as confusion
So it looks like I've had it for years......
There are some pretty gruesome pics when googling that but I have had cellulitis on a couple of occasions in the same finger once simply by biting my finger nail and the skin around it when stressed.
It is usually more common in older people but it can be quite serious and I know someone who lost half a finger through it and nearly died from it.
Mine started like the following pic where it is hot to touch and quite painful.
Bwfc1958 wrote:That's the last time I have a medical with you kp. I think I'll book in with sluffy or btid from now on.karlypants wrote:Breadman wrote:Cheers Karl.
I've just googled "Cellulitis finger" and the images look just like what I've got.
The NHS website says it can be quite serious and describes one of the symptoms as:
- changes in mental state, such as confusion
So it looks like I've had it for years......
There are some pretty gruesome pics when googling that but I have had cellulitis on a couple of occasions in the same finger once simply by biting my finger nail and the skin around it when stressed.
It is usually more common in older people but it can be quite serious and I know someone who lost half a finger through it and nearly died from it.
Mine started like the following pic where it is hot to touch and quite painful.
Good.karlypants wrote:You will be pleased to know Bonce that I have bought a proper BBQ for when I go down south again in about a weeks time.
Have given up on them instant grass scorching barbies!
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