y2johnny wrote:karlypants wrote:y2johnny wrote:Barb Dwyer wrote:Norpig wrote:i'm planning on living a lot longer than that Scott, what else am i going to live on? A state pension won't be enough thats for sure. I have other savings in place as well just in case.scottjames30 wrote:Norpig wrote:i have an NHS pension so it seems fairly good although they are making changes to it now which means i wouldn't get all my pension till state retirement age of 67. I could go early but they would take 5 percent per year off me
What is the point of paying into it then?
Live for today, 67 ?
Just get to 67 then go out and kill someone, get sent to prison, you don't have to pay taxes or anything.
Cheaper than an old folks home as well so your family won't have to fork out for that.
Scary to say this but i actually thought of that myself. Not killing someone but getting sent to prison. Three square meals a day. Nice secure compound. Daily exercise. On call care. No bills.
But then you would be shitting on the wife and kids.
What would happen to your assets if you we're on your own?
In Bolton you only get 6months free council tax if the property is empty!
Kids will be old enough and looking after themselves. I'd sell all my stuff and give them the money anyway. My missus will have left me years before this. Surprised she is still here now.
I've got it all figured out.
Fair comment Johnny!