Popped into the Bolton club shop this morning, probably the first time I've ventured there in 10 years or so.
I say I popped in, I arrived at fooking 9.45am and the place was shut! Utter twats! Anyway, after wasting 15 minutes wandering the Middlebrook I returned to the club shop to buy a replica shirt for someone in the family.
And oh how the world has changed. There was a time when there were 4 sizes in replica kits - small, medium, large & XL. But fook me, there's now XXL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL & JohnnyXL. The 6XL looked like it was made for whole families to live in.
And worse, the 6XL is the same fooking price as the small size even though it uses about four times the material. Surely the fatties should be paying a premium, I'm definitely writing to Phil Gartside to encourage him to put some sort of fatty-tax on the shirts.
Anyway, when I'd finally gotten over this shock I took the shirt to the tills to pay. I asked to keep the hanger because it was one of those chunky ones and I never have enough of those. To my utter disbelief the bint behind the counter said I couldn't have it. First time in my life I have ever been refused a hanger. When I asked why she simply trotted out the "company policy" standard line. Twats!
It'll be another 10 years before I venture there again.
I say I popped in, I arrived at fooking 9.45am and the place was shut! Utter twats! Anyway, after wasting 15 minutes wandering the Middlebrook I returned to the club shop to buy a replica shirt for someone in the family.
And oh how the world has changed. There was a time when there were 4 sizes in replica kits - small, medium, large & XL. But fook me, there's now XXL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL & JohnnyXL. The 6XL looked like it was made for whole families to live in.
And worse, the 6XL is the same fooking price as the small size even though it uses about four times the material. Surely the fatties should be paying a premium, I'm definitely writing to Phil Gartside to encourage him to put some sort of fatty-tax on the shirts.
Anyway, when I'd finally gotten over this shock I took the shirt to the tills to pay. I asked to keep the hanger because it was one of those chunky ones and I never have enough of those. To my utter disbelief the bint behind the counter said I couldn't have it. First time in my life I have ever been refused a hanger. When I asked why she simply trotted out the "company policy" standard line. Twats!
It'll be another 10 years before I venture there again.